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caught a baby bird

A trick that you play on friends. It's when a male turns his back to his group of friends, unzips his pants and takes out his cock and balls. Then he gently cups them in his hands and tells his friends that he has "caught a baby bird".

When the friends come over to investigate, the male reveals the true nature behind his cupped hands. Usually good for a laugh if done right.
1) Lance was hangin with his sister and 4 friends. He decided to do the old caught a baby bird routine. He turned around, unzipped his pants and told them to come over. They just about dropped dead when he revealed his 13 inch manhood - it looked more like a snake than a baby bird.

2) Zippy did the ole caught a baby bird to some girl outside the bar and spent the night in the greybar hotel.
by Jrubadub November 26, 2010
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Rollin' Polish

When your driving and you roll the windows down in a car while having the heat turned up.
Gilbert and Mikey preferred to roll polish in the winter in Mikey's 82' Gremlin.

C-Ray thought that he would air the car out a little while getting road head by rollin' polish.
by Jrubadub July 25, 2010
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Creepy Gay

Creepy gay is a kind of behavior that certain gay men display. There is normal gay and even flamboyant gay, and then "Creepy Gay" takes it a whole new level. It's like a person goes out of their way to make sure people know they are gay.

Creep gay behavior includes non-stop staring, smacking lips while talking, and outrageous public descriptions of private sexual encounters.

You don't have to be a homophobe to experience the creepy gay phenomenon.
Rodney: Man, did you see that creepy gay guy out front of the bar?

Ernest: I sure did. I walked by him and he was talking about pickle smooching on his cell-phone, and then when he came into the bar he has been staring non-stop at me for the last 20 minutes even though he knows I have a wedding ring.

Rodney: It's fine to be gay, I guess. But he is creepy gay.
by Jrubadub January 26, 2011
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Party Stain

A random, often untraceable mystery stain that shows up after a super hard night of partying or other fun activities.

Party stains can include the following: seminal fluid, urine booze/beer/wine, drool, vomit, diarrhea, and whatever else imaginable.
1) Morty left a party stain on the hotel couch after pumping his girlfriend.

2) Moriah and Heather woke up all hungover after the huge raging party they hosted the night before. To their dismay, the place had tons of party stains and garbage strewn about the house.

Someone had smeared poop on their drapes, red wine or kool aid was all over the carpet, and vomit was placed in a cardboard box on the floor.
by jrubadub July 26, 2010
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draft beer fart

A distinct fart one gets when consuming too much draft beer, usually shitty beer from a tap.

The fart smell is described as "sour, potent, and nauseating." Similar to a warm garbage and rotten milk smell. Bad bar food and lifestyle choices magnify the intensity of a draft beer fart.
Smokey had seven draft pints of Hamm's while waiting for his plane at the airport.

After snorting some muscle relaxer's and chugging Monarch vodka in the bathroom, he boarded the plane and found his seat. He had been holding in a greasy draft beer fart for some time.

Mid-way through the flight, he ripped ass and blamed it on the tyke in front of him.
by Jrubadub August 23, 2010
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mid-day wipe

A much needed mid-day wipe of one's anus after a previous night of heavy boozing/drinking wine/beer, followed by a morning of greasy, wet farts that have the possibility of leaving a brown shit smear on one's undies if left unchecked.
Parker and Hamilton stayed up all night drinking Big Bear 40 oz malt liquors and jugs of cheap wine.

The next day, Parker was having trouble at work. He had a case of mud butt diarrhea followed by a series of beer farts.

He excused himself right before lunch and went to the bathroom for a mid-day wipe.
by Jrubadub November 7, 2010
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wesson oil party

A party, usually involving beer sluts or hoodrats, that starts out with a large tarp spread on the ground of the party area.

Then, several cases or jugs of Wesson cooking oil are poured on the tarp and clothes come off. People at the party then jump on the tarp and "slip and slide" around.

Often referred to as "wet humping," the opposite of "dry humping."
Mike: Hey, brosef. Are you going to that Wesson oil party?

Jdub: nah, bro. Jamal is hosting the party and the girls he has hangin`around are meth smoking hoodrats.

Mike: fo shure. Lets go hammer some suds then.

Jdub: hellz yeah.
by Jrubadub March 10, 2010
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