jrcdmc's definitions

Rahmadan

New holiday in the City of Chicago celebrating the birthday of Mayor Rahm Emanuel.

It's November 29th; what are you doing for Rahmadan?

by jrcdmc June 20, 2011

grains

The desired food of a North Korean zombie.

All the North Korean zombie kept saying was "grains, Grains, GRAINS!"

by jrcdmc June 19, 2011

Rahman Noodle

Euphemism for budget cuts to fill a budget deficit in the City of Chicago.

Streets and Sans was hoping for their annual budget increase, but all they got was a Rahman Noodle.

by jrcdmc June 20, 2011

soggy carpet

wetness of nether regions; esp: vaginal

My man "the carpet cleaner" came over today to give me the soggy carpet.

by jrcdmc June 19, 2011

Rahmulan

Follower of the leader known as Rahm Emanuel, mayor of the City of Chicago. Much like Star Trek Romulans, a Rahmulan can sometimes be aggressive.

I used to work for da Mayor, but I'm now a devoted Rahmulan.

by jrcdmc June 20, 2011

Rhamulan

Follower of the leader known as Rham Emanuel, mayor of the City of Chicago. Much like Star Trek Romulans, a Rhamulan can sometimes be aggressive.

I used to work for da Mayor, but I'm now a devoted Rhamulan.

by jrcdmc June 20, 2011

Early to bed, early to rise

American aphorism attributed to Ben Franklin (aka "Poor Richard") and originally thought as an admonition to adopt a Protestant work ethic. Later scholarship has revealed that its true meaning was intended as folk medical advice for those wanting early morning erections.

After watching "John Adams" on HBO, I found out what Ben Franklin REALLLYYY meant by "early to bed, early to rise." VERY wise advice, if ya know what I mean.

by jrcdmc June 19, 2011