Definitions by jrcdmc

Early to bed, early to rise

American aphorism attributed to Ben Franklin (aka "Poor Richard") and originally thought as an admonition to adopt a Protestant work ethic. Later scholarship has revealed that its true meaning was intended as folk medical advice for those wanting early morning erections.

After watching "John Adams" on HBO, I found out what Ben Franklin REALLLYYY meant by "early to bed, early to rise." VERY wise advice, if ya know what I mean.

Early to bed, early to rise by jrcdmc June 19, 2011

grains 

The desired food of a North Korean zombie.

All the North Korean zombie kept saying was "grains, Grains, GRAINS!"

grains by jrcdmc June 19, 2011

antique show 

a gathering of old and/or retired persons

The VFW is such an antique show, but man those guys can party.

I got an invitation to the ultimate antique show...the AARP!

antique show by jrcdmc June 19, 2011

soggy carpet

wetness of nether regions; esp: vaginal

My man "the carpet cleaner" came over today to give me the soggy carpet.

soggy carpet by jrcdmc June 19, 2011

latexting 

Not putting much thought into a text. eg: lazy texting

My thumbs were SOOOO tired, all I could manage was feeble latexting.

latexting by jrcdmc June 18, 2011

latexting 

the act of sending a text with condoms as a central theme.

My booty call demanded that I put on a jacket, so I had to do some quick latexting to the local pharma to find out if they were open.

latexting by jrcdmc June 18, 2011

latext 

Any text originating from or ending in the city of Los Angeles.

Latext me your arrival time to LAX.

latext by jrcdmc June 18, 2011