Rhamulan

Follower of the leader known as Rham Emanuel, mayor of the City of Chicago. Much like Star Trek Romulans, a Rhamulan can sometimes be aggressive.

I used to work for da Mayor, but I'm now a devoted Rhamulan.

by jrcdmc June 20, 2011

Rahmadan

New holiday in the City of Chicago celebrating the birthday of Mayor Rahm Emanuel.

It's November 29th; what are you doing for Rahmadan?

by jrcdmc June 20, 2011

latexting

the act of sending a text with condoms as a central theme.

My booty call demanded that I put on a jacket, so I had to do some quick latexting to the local pharma to find out if they were open.

by jrcdmc June 19, 2011

latexting

Not putting much thought into a text. eg: lazy texting

My thumbs were SOOOO tired, all I could manage was feeble latexting.

by jrcdmc June 19, 2011

Early to bed, early to rise

American aphorism attributed to Ben Franklin (aka "Poor Richard") and originally thought as an admonition to adopt a Protestant work ethic. Later scholarship has revealed that its true meaning was intended as folk medical advice for those wanting early morning erections.

After watching "John Adams" on HBO, I found out what Ben Franklin REALLLYYY meant by "early to bed, early to rise." VERY wise advice, if ya know what I mean.

by jrcdmc June 19, 2011

grains

The desired food of a North Korean zombie.

All the North Korean zombie kept saying was "grains, Grains, GRAINS!"

by jrcdmc June 19, 2011

TOFU

Acronym standing for Totally Obnoxious Foodie Urbanite

"FU to you too TOFU," I said to the guy giving me a hard time about the menu.

by jrcdmc June 19, 2011