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Hot Seat

To charge an absorbent seat cushion by filling it with ass gas, only to leave and watch as an unsuspecting victim sits on the seat, discharging its noxious fumes.

N.B.: One must use only well cushioned, cloth seating surfaces in the act of hot seating. Leather and vinyl will simply deflect the rectal poisons, gassing the rookie conspirator.
Why did Professor Johnson just run out into the hall, crying?

Oh, I hot seated his desk chair before class. It must have been a bad one; I ate some dried apricots this morning.
by jp April 9, 2005
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chillie dog

When you shit on a womans chest then proceed to thrust your penis in between her large breasts using your feces as lubercation.
by JP October 20, 2003
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twatch

mix of a twat and a bitch
You worthless twatch! That was my damn bag!
by JP September 14, 2004
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damnshit

This pizza is the damnshit
by JP January 20, 2005
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Cencu

Oh Cencu sibli tfajla (Please Cencu, find me a WOMAN with BIG TITS)
by JP December 8, 2003
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shigity shigity shwa

It comes from the retardedness on the internet.
by jp September 5, 2004
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AM

Ante Meridian From Latin, "Before Midday." A.M. opposed to PM, Post Meridian or after midday.
by jp February 4, 2004
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