josh's definitions

Ski-doo Jockey

An individual who is constantly discussing snowmobiles and snowmobile accesories.

That damn ski-doo jockey doesn't shut his mouth.

by Josh April 5, 2004

1e

a device used most commonly by white americans in place of taking the time to roll a joint.

a metal paraphernalia which is able to house a "green like" substance for the purpose of smoking; with the end result of getting high.

It is just like when you are at a shopping center and you are with your Mom, and she asks you to recall someones name, and you can't. You instantly tell her it starts with a letter. Your Mom says as opposed to a number, everything starts with a letter. NOT TRUE! 1e starts with a number!!!

by Josh November 11, 2004

dip stick

one who's brain compacity is less than a long thin piece of metal used to check oil levels.

your such a dip stick

by josh April 29, 2003

urbandictionary.com

a website that sells your name to numerous porn sites when you try to submit a deffinition

similar to if hitler was running this website

by josh September 20, 2004

peniser

(Noun) someone who does annoying things to people with his penis quite often.

"Will's such a peniser. He came all over mike's pants."

by Josh August 27, 2004

fuckin asshole

n.
1. Any one of any of my ex-girlfriends current or new boyfriends, that date them after I do.

Derived from ancient term "fucking asshole son of a bitch... fuck-rag" used by man to describe his ex-girlfriends new boyfriend.

My ex-girlfriend Lindsay's boyfriend Ryan is a fuckin asshole, I wish he would get drunk and stumble into traffic.

by josh July 7, 2004

sooey101

Dalton, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!That's just wrong, OK?

Dalton, NO!!!!!!!!! That's just wrong, OK?

by Josh January 3, 2005