josh's definitions

mow

short for more, if you havent noticed gangsters, black peolpe, any one with a dark skin tone dosent use "R" in a sentence unless its at the begining of the sentence

yo pass me some mow of that fowdy, a.k.a. fordy "colt 45"

by josh January 23, 2005

ur

illiterate individuals way of saying your, or you're.

ur an illiterate redneck

by josh April 25, 2003

Cleak

Another word for a fart.

I just cleaked really loud.

by Josh August 20, 2004

lappy

Short for laptop computer, especially old and outdated models.

What's your lappy weigh, like 42 pounds?

How many pictures of Parker Posey can you fit on your Lappy's 2 mb hard drive?

I bet I can hold my breath longer than your lappy's 5 minute battery life.

Your lappy looks like it's packing about 512k of RAM -- or am I a bit high?

Nice plastic rectangle -- erm, I mean, lappy.

My lappy 486 is the love of my life!

by Josh December 1, 2004

bane

A crucial hardcore band. Their ablums include: Holding This Moment, It All Come Down To This, and Give Blood. A new album will probably hit the music world in 2005.

"Dude, did you go to posi-fest?"
"Nah bro, was it sweet?"
"Fuck yeah man, Comeback Kid, Bane and Champion were there!"

by Josh December 11, 2004

Simply Stated

a group of punx who started a punk rock band in hickville.

Simply stated is an awsome band!

by Josh October 10, 2003

penisian

a gay man.

Willie Weenis is a penisian!

by Josh February 12, 2004