josh's definitions

jinkle

when your penis sucks something in

your penis inhales a trumpet

by josh September 22, 2004

wristy

All the other definitions of wristy are wrong. The wristy is actually sort of a "high-five" alternative where one bends his/her wrist about 45 degrees, also making a very slight fist, and makes contact at the wrist of another person doing the same thing. Used to celebrate the mention of the number five, a shared amusement, or a mere agreement.

Josh: Yo, I'ze about to get me FIVE delicious BURRITOS from CHIPOTLE!
Chris: Yut! *wristy, both for the five and the excellent choice of CHIPOTLE*

by Josh July 30, 2008

Chewed Gum

a pussy thats been beat up way too much. the pussy looks similar to chewed gum

dude i was gonna eat this chick out but when i went down it looked like chewed gum

by JOSH April 5, 2005

Yucky Boat

Substitute for all sexually transmitted diseases

God damn bitch gave me a yucky boat

by Josh December 7, 2004

the funk junk

A mixed drink. 1 part Hennessey, 1 part Bacardi 151, 1 part Smirnoff Twisted Green Apple, 1 part Red Bull. Its the shizzy!!

Last night we got crunk on the funk junk!!!

by josh January 14, 2005

Wings

Short for Buffalo Wings.

Lets go get some wings at BDubs.

by Josh December 10, 2003

frosted flakes

waking up the morning after a long night of sex and noticing that you forgot to wipe off the residue from you or your partner

man it took me an hour to get the frosted flakes off my stomach this morning

by josh February 9, 2005