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Noel Gallagher

Monobrowed Legend: Older brother of liam gallagher, noel has written some of the greatest songs of all time, just listen to acquiesce or any other song from the master plan, morning glory or definately maybe
"Because we neeeeed each other, we belive in one and other"
"so sally can waaaaait she knows it's too late as we're walkin on by"
by Josh July 3, 2004
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scally

scallies, or scals as the are commonly known are the dregs of a working class society, hated by everyone but their own kin. They are usually found in and around council estates wearing sportswear makes(that uses up all their 14 year old single mothers dole money)such as shox and Tns. The males usually walk (or bowl) around their home turf aimlessly threatening and mugging people. They listen to poor quality music such as rap or RnB.
I is gonna get Tarique To come down bang ya'll out
by Josh May 13, 2004
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todai

The tightest, cleanest, pussy known to man. Free of all STDs and other nasty substances. Just plain good and tasty and definately shaved.
I humped Jessica her pussy is so damn todai.
by Josh January 11, 2004
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Kui

n. One sexy beast. Someone who is sexy. A sexy person.

v. The act of being sexy.
Am I kui, or am I kui?
by Josh March 30, 2005
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She Got A dick

When a girl has a dick and you dont know or dont care
HOLY SHIT SHE HAS A DICK! THIS SUCKS

Who Cares If She Got A Dick WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!
by Josh June 30, 2004
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tactics

To overcome a sticky situation using un-orthodox and sometimes extreme techniques.( This term only for use in central california )
That kid was pulling tactics when he broke into the police confiscation storage facility and made off with a grip of yayo!
by JOSH November 12, 2003
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flem chunk

when you cough and an unexpected heaving stockpile of pure, vile, chunky lung waste splatters into your mouth. Immediate action must be taken to rid yourself of this evil misfortune by spewing out this busting chunk onto the carpet/wall/spouse.
"the new guy at work is such a twat i just flobbed a massive flem chunk in his tea"
by josh June 18, 2006
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