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perfect people

People who realize how stupid punk, emo, gothic, skater, etc people are. These people never lose an argument unless they want to because they can always think of something clever to say back or make the other person sound like an idiot. They don't use their amazing powers unless someone pisses them off by either saying or doing something dumb. Usually nice to anyone unless you cross them.

Ways to know if you are a perfect person:
1. You don't listen to music about how the government sucks, how life sucks, slitting your wrists, poorly thrown together pop music like Jessica Simpson, Britany Spears, etc.
2. You're open minded, but you have strong beliefs.
3. You realize how fun life is and don't get into trouble with the police or purposely try to make an ass of yourself in public to strangers.
4. You don't think about skateboarding in your dreams, at school, or make videos about skateboarding.
5. Your hair color is natural.
6. You only use your powers for good.
Perfect people kicked my ass. - Some skater loser
by Josh March 28, 2005
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psuedomarried

What you are when you're chillin' with your b/f or g/f and they blurt out something like "it kinda feels like we're a married couple." Can bring severe pain, but usually just a nagging annoyance that you might be one of those young people that acts like a codger.
Ashley and Dylan were hanging out last night when Dylan told her that he felt like they were married. They're so pseudomarried
by josh August 30, 2005
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niggar

A family from the second episode of the second season of Chappelle's Show. The white family with the last name Niggar.Friends with the Wetback family.
You, the Niggars right? That table over there.
by Josh March 22, 2004
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Meerinte

say meerinte instead of allright
Willie: Let's go!
Ted: Meerinte.
by Josh February 12, 2004
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geek

A nerd, but without the intelligence of said nerd.
Jimmy with the t1 is a nerd, but Bob over there tripping over his shadow is a geek
by Josh January 10, 2007
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WBRZ

Local ABC station in Baton Rouge, LA. It is on channel 2. Its HDTV station is on 13.
by Josh November 20, 2004
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monkit

A spear wielding monkey type thing from the game Savage.
You stupid Monkit!!!
by Josh January 7, 2004
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