josh's definitions

rousted

The act of getting infiltrated by the po-po's(police) Mostly used in situations where the individual getting "rousted" was doing something very stupid and risky

Kid: "I sure got rousted for bringing my 2-foot bong to sunday school!"
dude: "Ya, big suprize you moron!"

by JOSH November 12, 2003

UVA

the state university in Virginia that doesn't require one to have intercourse with cattle to earn a degree.

Wow you went to UVA?

Yup, and my cows thank me.

by Josh August 3, 2004

miserable failure

see: george w bush or fucktard

man, that guy was a miserable failure.

by Josh June 12, 2005

atlanta braves

Major league baseball team synonomous with choking, much like Latrell Spreewell.

The Atlanta Braves lost again?!

by Josh October 31, 2004

Jolt

Caffeinated cola beverage made for the sole purpose of providing you the caffeine you need. 1 592 ml (20 fl. ounces) bottle is about a coffee and a half worth of caffeine.

"Dude, I need to get some jolt for this lan party tonight."

by Josh January 17, 2003

wackymacs

a computer programmer, usually playing computer games 49hours a week and working the rest of the time on creative and innovative Mac OS X software.

a computer programmer, usually playing computer games 49hours a week and working the rest of the time on creative and innovative Mac OS X software

by josh July 8, 2004

Kangaroo Punch

my friend's cat fights with a stuffed bear. First he's all lovey with it, then while he's making with the sweet, sweet love (huggin with top paws and licking with tongue), he pulls up his two feet and begins pummelling the stuffed bear with his two lower paws (a la Kangaroo from Bugs Bunny & tweety show). It's the funniest shit ever.

I was making sweet, sweet love to my friend's mom, then I put my two feet between us and kangaroo punched her in the gut, like a sucker.

by Josh December 13, 2004