josh's definitions

kunk

An object possessing thick and mushy physical characteristics.

The peice of shit on his shoe was kunky.

by Josh December 3, 2004

jew speed

the lightning fast speed of a jew(that i have)

"dude, you can't beat me, I have jew speed on my side."

by Josh November 23, 2004

jizzle

a Joint, or Blunt, rolled to perfection

Let's smoke this jizzle!

by Josh November 19, 2003

Scrump

v. Another word for humping. Usually used by men in long-term relationships where the initial novelty of sex has worn off. Used as a softer term for sex insted of other more vulgar words.

Jakie, my wife of 10 years, and I passed casual glances at each other and then began to scrump.

by Josh July 16, 2003

samo

a monstrous japanese creature who is a pussy.

"oww my knee hurts"

by josh September 29, 2003

snogfest

when a group of females and males interact barbaric group sex

hey daniel go get some people so we can have a snogfest

by josh November 18, 2003

chode

when you can touch all sides of a tuna can except the bottom....it is also a short fat penis,or a penis that is wider than it is long

my friend mike has chode lmao

by Josh January 9, 2004