josh's definitions

sprinkles on cupcake

a nasty site able to burn the eyes of anyone who sees it

i dont even want to start

by josh March 26, 2004

Salty Mongoose

When a man ejaculates on a girls face, then smacks her face with his member a few times, like a striking mongoose.

Related to the salty pirate.

I was banging Melissa last nite, and I gave her a salty mongoose, all Riki Tiki Tavi-style.

by Josh April 13, 2004

divachik513

A fucking bitch who doesn't let her boyfriends have any friends.

Stop being a divachik513 and pissing my fucking friends off!

by Josh June 27, 2004

flat dick

Term used when describing a person who is idiotic or is useless, kind of like a flat dick would be.

Did you hear what Greg said the other day? He is such a flat dick!

by Josh December 9, 2004

Fucking zoo

a term used when something is out of the ordinary, or used in refrence to a really dumb comment

When James touched Ciara's bottom end, Ciara exclaimed, "James I can't believe you, what is this a fucking ZOO?"

by Josh March 26, 2003

glitchy

This is what neopets servers are.

Neopets servers are glitchy steaming piles of shepoopy

by Josh July 20, 2004

vagicrust

The crust left by a previously wet vag

his fingers were covered in her vagicrust because he did not wash them

by Josh March 4, 2005