Jim Bowen Syndrome

People with this syndrome feel the need to talk absolute bollocks all the time.
Jim Bowen Syndrome Sufferer: Your wife is dead. Lovely, smashing, super...
by Jonny December 26, 2008
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mosag

1. A woman who is not blessed with the talent of looks. In other words: A Fucking ugly girl
That bitch is a mosag!!
by jonny June 18, 2005
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manc

An inhabitant of Manchester, a city with a particularly high crime rate due to scousers having stolen everything in their own shithole, (see Liverpool).

Not to be confused with followers of Manchester city, who are known as "bitters", (see Stockport).
Scouser: You're crime rat'es higher than ours you Manc twat
Manc: That's because you go elsewhere on the rob you granny-stabbing doleite
by Jonny December 23, 2003
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cut ass

when one blows something fierce out of the good ole two hole resulting in coughing and sometimes nausea
when jon cuts ass everyone keels over
by jonny March 12, 2003
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CHAVHUNTER

Originally a demi-god whose soul purpose was to destroy the common chav.
Now it is a term dedicated to those brave few who roam Britain's cold rainy streets, draped in their superior black and beholding great knowledge and wit. They often hang out in rock clubs, where they build their armies of darkness until they are ready to march to the Chav lair... the place they call 'McDonalds.'
Please donate generously to your local Chavhunter society. Just £2 a month will help make the world a better place.
Clutching his tridant, the chavhunter stood alone in the shadows, his black leather coat fluttering violently in the breeze. He was waiting for his prey to arrive.
by Jonny January 03, 2005
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mcshizzle

beans' favorite word even though it is horrible. it means anything u want it to mean.
shut the mcshizzle up..u mcshizzle
by jonny April 04, 2003
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livestrong

a yellow bracelet that everyone wears and half of them doesn't even know that its to support cancer
Hey mista ill buy that livestrong from you for 20 bux even though i no its only worth 1... yay im coooool!
by jonny October 03, 2004
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