jonny's definitions

funeral for a friend

A band for girls who want to pretend they are some kind of rock chick.
Reknowned for looking like dorks, I am ashamed to live in the country next to theirs.
Welsh people across the nation have been crying themselves to sleep at night for one of the following reasons:
1)They are ashamed that this band are from their nation
2)They like this band and are emo-kiddies whose lifes are so hard and unbearable.

"Hey my life is so hard so I went and bought this FFAF CD."
"Whys your life hard?"
"I have an ex-girlfriend."
"Oh jee that is a shame man... hey but at least you can create an emo band now."

by Jonny January 5, 2005

yayness

(interj.) said when expressing happiness!

i got a 100 on my test. YAYNESS!

by jonny December 3, 2002

hermans

overgrown balls

man i have hermans!

by jonny April 4, 2003

manc

An inhabitant of Manchester, a city with a particularly high crime rate due to scousers having stolen everything in their own shithole, (see Liverpool).

Not to be confused with followers of Manchester city, who are known as "bitters", (see Stockport).

Scouser: You're crime rat'es higher than ours you Manc twat
Manc: That's because you go elsewhere on the rob you granny-stabbing doleite

by Jonny December 23, 2003

mcshizzle

beans' favorite word even though it is horrible. it means anything u want it to mean.

shut the mcshizzle up..u mcshizzle

by jonny April 4, 2003

gawk

to stare at a hot girls b00bies!

stop gawking at pam anderson!

by jonny December 3, 2002

the 69 eyes

Finnish goth/rock band. VERY popular in Finland and various other countires (Germany etc.)
Led by frontman Jyrki, they have worked alongside Ville Valo from the amazing fellow Finnish band HIM and have had MTV and Jackass star Bam Margera direct their music video for 'Lost Boys,' from their latest album 'Devils' which rose to number one in the Finnish charts.

"Hey whats this song? Its amazing!"
"This? Oh its Feel Berlin by The 69 Eyes."

by Jonny December 31, 2004