Urban Dictionary: Definitions by jonny

mashoogina

when a jewish old lady is mad at you and thinks you look weird she calls you that.

"Oy, what do you think i am a mashoogina"

mashoogina by jonny October 3, 2004

shnook by jonny October 3, 2004

a yellow bracelet that everyone wears and half of them doesn't even know that its to support cancer

Hey mista ill buy that livestrong from you for 20 bux even though i no its only worth 1... yay im coooool!

livestrong by jonny October 3, 2004

shnoziating by jonny September 30, 2004

JonnyP made this and it means that ur dik is so long you can use it as a kik stand

my dik is 4 and a half feet long so i can just lean over and use it as a kik stand

kikstand by jonny September 19, 2004

State of being where your brain is so blank you're thinking retarded thoughts.

dude 1:"Dude, I was so out of it last i nite!"
dude 2"Yeah man, you were limnifigistic!"

short for being showed up. Se also, owned, ruled, schooled

Man, you got uped bad.

uped by Jonny June 19, 2004