Smoking cock

An act in witch a person sucks a man's penis.

Billy shure loves Smoking cock!

by Jonathan December 09, 2003

gamongamous

big nice firm butt, with perfect se off big breast, nice thighs and a great figure

see that girl right there, she is gumongamous

by Jonathan September 12, 2003

spife

It's a spife. Spoon and knife combined.
Duh.

CIA Agent: The victim appears to have been spifed several times in the neck.

by Jonathan December 12, 2003

Freak den

An area, typically an establishment, where people so weird they'd be turned down by the circus gather and attempt to socialize.

I wouldn't go to that bar if they were handing out free beer! It's a freak den!

Man, Harvard Square is such a free den.

by Jonathan January 13, 2005

baddiel

Baddiel is a term given for a very unfunny comedian or one who believes he/she is funny but really isn't.

We all piled into the minivan and made our way to Bracknell to see Donna McPhail doing stand-up. At one point during her act, she asked if there was a doctor in the house. There was. He replied "Yes, now tell me if there is a comedian?" She was sooo bad she was a Baddiel.

by Jonathan June 23, 2004

recoil

Recoil is what I have to do with my penis after urinating so it will fit back into my jeans.

JUST HOLD ON! I will be out as soon as I recoil my penis and zip my jeans.

by Jonathan September 21, 2004

Tribal

To engage in immature and destructive activites due to boredom

Some of my friends throw eggs at cars late at night; they act so tribal sometimes.

by Jonathan October 02, 2003