131 definitions by jonathan

One tire fire

Only spinning a single tire when attempting a burnout in a two wheel drive vehicle.

Usually this happens with cheap, economy based vehicles and most front wheel drive vehicles that lack an equal torsion differential.

"Look at the clown in that Cutlass doing the one tire fire."

by jonathan May 7, 2004

Doof

The act of pooping in inappropriate public places.

Pooping off of the roof of a liquor store.

by jonathan April 10, 2004

binghamton

An overpopulated truck stop.

I go to Binghamton University.

by jonathan March 23, 2005

ctraffik

Colombian-American rapper from Lil' Havana (predominatly hispaic neighborhood in south eastern Miami, FL) who was raised on welfare.

ctraffik's new cd came out!

by jonathan March 10, 2003

icite

Word used by quebeckers. Bastardization of "ici".

Icite chu chez nous.

by jonathan January 29, 2004

metro sexual

Technically, the word was created improperly and is very much misnamed. Sexual should be taken out of the word because the sexual part of metro sexual is merely to relate the term to homosexual. In actuallity, metrosexuality has nothing to do with sexuality at all. A metrosexual is just a man who cares a great deal about outward appearance and sensitivity.

That sensitivity wannabe is such a pseudo-metrosexual.

by jonathan December 1, 2004

metrosexual

a guy who fakes being gay

bob:ace is such a fag
jim:no man he fucked my girlfriend last night, he can't be gay
gary:hes a metrosexual, bob

by jonathan February 24, 2004