jonathan's definitions

jewdar

The special power posessed only by Jews that enables them to identify Jews by looks or, at most, hearing them speak. It is imporant to note that non-Jews do not and cannot have this power, as many of them naively believe that all Jews are fair-skinned with huge noses and jew-fros. Only some of us are, shmucks.

You'd be surprised at how many Jews come in here.... my jewdar is off the charts.

by Jonathan January 18, 2004

smashed

Word used to describe a vagina that's beat and/or resembles pastrami.

She must have just got through fucking an army of dudes because she was smashed!

She wouldn't feel a fence post there, she's smashed.

by Jonathan January 14, 2005

Pooya-Pooya

Verb: To increase to or surpass the set speed limit on a highway or road.

You need to "Pooya-Pooya!"

by Jonathan December 1, 2003

fwah

shit, poop, caca, #2, etc..

Man! That burrito really made me have to go fwah!!!

by Jonathan August 29, 2002

The TU Plastics

skanky blonde Trojan cheerleaders, refuse to walk anywhere, all hook up with the same people and practice on each other, suck at cheerleading and only do it to get some ass, which they do on a regular basis b.c they are all WHORES!

Ashley, Mandy, Lindsay, Jenny

by Jonathan December 13, 2004

kate sip

To take a fake sip of alcohol and then prouncing to everyone that, "Im sooooo wasted!"

Dude, I was drinking my margarita when Kate grabbed it, poured absolut voldka into it, took a small sip, spat it out onto the floor, and then started yelling at everyone that she was so wasted! It was a Kate sip!

by Jonathan June 18, 2006

fo shizzle dizzle

for sure dog
-dog meanign buddy

-you wanna smack that crack ho for taking my money?
-fo shizzle dizzle

by jonathan November 21, 2003