jon's definitions

STEEL

steel will terminate you, steel will kill you, steel is life, steel is death, steel kills.

Steel will kill you.

by Jon December 31, 2003

Animal Farm

A "fairy story" by George Orwell, where farm animals take over the farm ran by their drunken master. The book compares the animals to those involved with communist takeover of Russia. In the end, the animals are worse off than they were under human control.

Napolean the pig in Animal Farm represents Joseph Stalin.

by Jon December 31, 2003

The Onion

"America's Finest News Source." A satirical that makes fun of American politics and pop culture.

This article by The Onion is hilarious!

by Jon December 31, 2003

axx

access

Commonly used when asking if someone else has access to a server or box.

"Do you have axx on that b0x?"

by jon January 1, 2004

The Big Game

The best rivalry in college football. Stanford University plays University California Berkeley (Cal) for The Axe. The Big Game in 1982 had the most spectacular but controversial finish in the history of college football. Simply called The Play, five Cal players touched the ball on a zany kickoff return that gave Cal a 25-20 victory, although I swear the second player's knee was down.

Stanford has the record for consecutive Big Game victories, winning in 95, 96, 97, 98, 99, 00, and 01.

Cal has won the last two Big Games.

by Jon January 1, 2004

The Play

The biggest hosing in the history of college foootball.

The Play ended John Elway's college football career.

by Jon January 1, 2004

lucky pierre

The middle male in a threesome. Implies middle guy is fucking one person while getting fucked by another.

the first is receiving the second and the second is receiving from the third then the second man is called the lucky pierre.

by Jon January 2, 2004