jon's definitions

terrorism

an attack which kills white people

it's not terrorism when we do it either.

by jon April 2, 2005

bill o'reilly

A middle aged conservative white male who like all middle aged conservative white males drone on and on and on about "morality" and "God".

Like all middle aged ocnservative white males, he also cheats on his wife and obviously has no respect for the impact it would have on his children

by jon April 2, 2005

Ghettolicious

Jon's word meaning either:
1. Someone consisting of extreme ghettoness

2. Jon

3. A sexy ass ahahah lol

4. A really hot chick

5. A sex term haahh

1. Paris Hilton is Ghettolicious.

2. They had Ghettolicious Sex.

by Jon April 2, 2005

goff

How moronic chavs say "goth" as they are unable to pronounce the "th"

Hey you goff! I'm gonna knock you spark out!

by Jon April 3, 2005

Castle Ass

The severe gastrointestinal disturbance that follows the consumption of a large volume of White Castle burgers, especially a 10-sack of cheeseburgers.

Castle Ass is the number one killer of young adult males in Wisconsin.

by Jon April 4, 2005

strumolo

One of the whoriest kinds of females, the type that when they fart it smells like K-Y Jelly Whorish

Did that strumolo fart again?

by Jon April 4, 2005

1337

Most people who use it are vaugely computor literate, however, most usually nerds. Its great to take the piss out of, although if you do you should watch out. This is because so real hackers, or true "1337s" use it. So if you start cussing off one guy for using 1337, you may get a trojan, and the next you know, some hackers using your comp to download kiddy porn.

1|= (_) (4|\| |¬34|) 7|-|15, (_) |\|33|) 70 937 14||) - this may or may not be true.

by jon July 23, 2006