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Corey Ott Mathematics

The style of math used when you multiply the answer by two and add one.

2+2=9

In regular form: 2+2=4

4 x 2=8

8 + 1=9

So, in Corey Ott Math, 2+2=9

by Jon February 25, 2005

Stian

Stian is the fines Norwegian name, only given to extraordinary people. Those who have the name have a tedency to be very good in all they do.

Stian is the best.

by Jon May 15, 2004

pakookoo

Slang term for Nigger.
Slang term for Black.

There are mostly pakookoos in the NBA.
She's got pakookoo lips.
Chris Rock, Chris Tucker, and Dave Chappelle are my favorite pakookoo comedians.

by Jon May 10, 2004

purple nurple

the act of twisting on the nurple very painfully until it is bruised (purple)

Kyle got tied up to a chair and got triple purple nurple on each nurple from his older sister and friends. Then he went crying ot his other older sister who did the exact same thing with her friends.

by Jon November 24, 2003

The Big Game

The best rivalry in college football. Stanford University plays University California Berkeley (Cal) for The Axe. The Big Game in 1982 had the most spectacular but controversial finish in the history of college football. Simply called The Play, five Cal players touched the ball on a zany kickoff return that gave Cal a 25-20 victory, although I swear the second player's knee was down.

Stanford has the record for consecutive Big Game victories, winning in 95, 96, 97, 98, 99, 00, and 01.

Cal has won the last two Big Games.

by Jon January 1, 2004

cold-cock

To knock someone unconscious.

"When Bill and I fight, I'm totally gonna cold-cock that guy".

by Jon May 13, 2005

fluffes

Fluffes means to get someones attention, by fluffing them with something. That something can be anything, and you shouldn't include what it is. It is just a attention getter.

Morthy fluffes Joe|Away.

by Jon February 18, 2005