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chocolate sperm bag

A black woman, primarily one who engages in incalculable acts of promiscuous sex.
"Shaquanda is such a ho; she's a chocolate sperm bag."
by Jon April 13, 2004
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Rap Attack

when are Dj's jamming in the street and MCs are rapping to the beat. Usually the neighbors downstairs cannot sleep because the people upstairs are stomping their feet.It's not like they're starting a riot
but they'll call the cops because they want some quiet.
Oh my God I think I'm having a rap attack.

Somebody get a doctor quick man
she's having an attack.

She said rap attack, man, not heart attack

Oh, you mean she's alright then?

Of course!
by Jon December 4, 2004
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klar face

1.) When the ratio of white visible electromagnetic waves to non-visible or non-white electromagnetic waves eminating from the ocular region becomes approximately 2:1.
2.) Googly eyes.
Detective Kane is a total klar face.
by Jon February 22, 2005
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snap demeo

an exclamation, usually used to express joy or surprise
Snap demeo, the beer they're serving doesn't suck!
by JoN February 19, 2004
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Bush

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A moronic, chimpanzee like creature that bought his way into the White House. He makes a mockery of the English Language. Has several DUI arrests and is known to insult other cultures by asking questions that a child, who doesn’t know any better, would ask. He also has the I.Q. of a garden snail.
Bush sucks ass and Dick(Vice President).
by Jon March 14, 2005
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poo

v. what dirty sinners do.
n. what comes out of dirty sinners as concentrated sin.
by Jon December 27, 2003
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fava

Cocaine.White powder you stick up your nose to get wasted and chew peoples heads off by talking utter garbage.
Hows ya fava. Lets go to the loo and have a chat with ya dad.
by Jon November 22, 2003
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