jon's definitions

cap

A bullet. The projectile that is contained in a "round" or "cartridge".

I will bust a "cap" in yo' ass!!!

by jon October 8, 2003

short fatty

a penis that is short and fat

by jon September 2, 2003

poo

v. what dirty sinners do.
n. what comes out of dirty sinners as concentrated sin.

Look at that poo.

by Jon December 27, 2003

moroff

Derivative of the term Moron, a person that is so stupid they aren't even "on", they are "off".

you aren't even a mor-on, you are a mor-off

by Jon December 24, 2003

Mount St. Helens

Ok, This Is The ACTUAL Mount St. Helens, so if your looking for a sexual definition, look again!

Mount St. Helens is an active-erupting volcano in Washington State. It began erupting lava in October of 2004.

Name: Mount St. Helens
Type: Stratovolcano
Age: 40,000 Years Old
Status: Active-Erupting

The Mount St. Helens volcano erupted again today. The ash cloud took out Air Force One.

by Jon March 14, 2005

jaguar

Unfortunately, a car that recieves a bad rap due to people who have had no experience with it. I own one, a 1988, very few problems and very VERY comfortable. Drive it and u will see.

Dude, people r just jealous of my jaguar.

by Jon April 12, 2005

The Rose Bowl

Fuck $C. Fuck $C. Fuck $C.

The Rose Bowl.

Fuck $C.
Fuck $C.
Fuck $C.

by jon November 16, 2004