jon's definitions

Jawz

The only girl I will ever love, forever.

Jocelyn Mason, my girlfriend.. :)

by Jon December 21, 2004

schmoo

Schmoo -
1, An insanely cute creature that follows you round and helps you with stuff.

2, An expression of sympathy,or condolance.

3, Used Psionically to wish someone good luck, or to help them get better.

Awwwwww Schmoo!!

Healing Schmoos coming your way....

by Jon May 23, 2003

nao

Written "nao" or "na0" for geekier persons.

It means "now" in a more bashful and impatient way.
Used a lot in forums or discusion/image boards like "chans" or gamefaqs.

1)
Picz na0 or it didn't happen!!1!

2)
John: I'm hungry
Mom: It will be ready in......
John: NAOOOO!

by Jon February 7, 2007

Hairy Faced Whore

Before you have sex with a girl you must shave your pubes and then keep them in your hand. After cumming on her face, throw the pubes onto the cum so that they stick to her face.

I just made that hoe-bag a hairy faced whore.

by Jon February 27, 2005

Animal Farm

A "fairy story" by George Orwell, where farm animals take over the farm ran by their drunken master. The book compares the animals to those involved with communist takeover of Russia. In the end, the animals are worse off than they were under human control.

Napolean the pig in Animal Farm represents Joseph Stalin.

by Jon December 31, 2003

jnr loaded

a band with a air raid transexual as a singer.

jerry dont like this band,but knows them well...

a wierd hatred....

by jon November 5, 2003

platypuss

The most fucked up animal ever concieved!!!

"its got webbed feet.. and its poisonous.. and its stinger is on the back of its leg!! and its got a bill! and it lays eggs for gods sake!! that is one fucked up animal!"

by Jon April 7, 2005