jon's definitions

wayle

to beat up badly. synonyms whipped waxed, nailed,etc. can be used in the past tense

wayled

man the lakers wayled on the clippers

by jon August 29, 2003

escalade

one of many large cars that men purchase to conceal the diminutive
nature of their "manhood."

That guy was born with a little dick, so he bought an Escalade to feel
like a man.

by Jon March 19, 2004

fat people

i think fat peopl should be shot at birth but until that law passes i think u should spit on them when u see them walking down the street as i do

did the air get fatter in here

by jon January 18, 2005

skunny

A nickname for a type of marijuana called skunk, a humerous alternative!

Joe?,...Pass us that bag o'skunny son

by JOn October 22, 2003

mr. Bo-Jangles

A Jim Croce song. Mr Bojangles is a dancin' man.

Jim: I kne a man Bojangles, and he'd dance for you, in worn out shoes. Silver hair and ragged shirt, the old soft shoes... He jumped so high, then he'd lightly touch down.

by Jon March 25, 2005

crinkle

A wrinkle in one's cock.

Girl: Hey, you got a crinkle.
Kevin Batchelor: Thanks.

by Jon January 24, 2005

kentucky go faster

If it looks good it goes faster

Adding a Chrome air filter adds 10+ horsepower

by Jon June 11, 2006