jon's definitions

University of Washington

In 4 years, I'll be a University of Washington student. Go Huskies.

I hope the University of Washington Huskies win this year.

by Jon March 14, 2005

asslicker

One who licks ass because he or she sucks so bad. Also, an ass kisser who is such a loser that he or she must lick the ass they are kissing.

Yo dude, JEML1754 is suck an asslicker, he wants us to call him "asslicker"

by Jon March 13, 2005

dwatle

To probe using ones finger

I had to dwatle my ass for some corn

by jon March 11, 2005

thingthing

word used to describe stuff, another word like uh, eh, um, or stuff

yeah, and he picked up the thingthing and broke it...

by Jon March 10, 2005

Burrnasty

When you are getting a blow job, sitting down, grab the girls head a shove her nose in your ass crack. When you do that fart on her face.

I just burrnastied this dirty slut.

by Jon February 27, 2005

Hairy Faced Whore

Before you have sex with a girl you must shave your pubes and then keep them in your hand. After cumming on her face, throw the pubes onto the cum so that they stick to her face.

I just made that hoe-bag a hairy faced whore.

by Jon February 27, 2005

Corey Ott Mathematics

The style of math used when you multiply the answer by two and add one.

2+2=9

In regular form: 2+2=4

4 x 2=8

8 + 1=9

So, in Corey Ott Math, 2+2=9

by Jon February 25, 2005