jon's definitions

The San Andreas Fault

My answer to the nuclear bomb. Someday (Hopefully in 2010, I'll be out of California in 2009) it will rupture, and cause California to sink into the pacific.

Newscaster: In other news, the San Andreas ruptured and caused a 9.9 earthquake, then, California sank into the pacific, wait, that’s not news, like anyone cares about that, California sucks.

by Jon March 15, 2005

lil' fizzin it

trying to do something that you know you can't really do.(like lil' fizz trying to dance)

"yo! lil fizz, quit tryin to lil fizz your dancing.

by jon August 16, 2003

moroff

Derivative of the term Moron, a person that is so stupid they aren't even "on", they are "off".

you aren't even a mor-on, you are a mor-off

by Jon December 24, 2003

barrelhead

When a person with an elongated head is zoned out and sits with his mouth open all day.

"If that barrelhead doesn't shut his mouth he's gonna catch some flies."

by Jon December 29, 2003

snap demeo

an exclamation, usually used to express joy or surprise

Snap demeo, the beer they're serving doesn't suck!

by JoN February 19, 2004

chocolate sperm bag

A black woman, primarily one who engages in incalculable acts of promiscuous sex.

"Shaquanda is such a ho; she's a chocolate sperm bag."

by Jon April 13, 2004

hulk

1) To destroy by ripping apart (Hulk Hogan)
2) smash to pieces or throw very far, which then causes the object to break (The Incredible Hulk).

1) Holy crap dude you totally hulked that bag!
2) Wow thanks for hulking my stereo...

by Jon September 2, 2006