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mallpunk

See also: mallcore. Someone who dresses "punk"(usually all black, with studs and chains, died black hair) but listens to crappy bands like Simple Plan, New Found Glory, and other Mallcore bands. This person usually has no idea why they dress this way other than it goes against "the man" and is the way they saw a REAL punker dress. Also thinks they are punk because they listen to Green Day, and usually has no idea who Clash, Ramones, Sex Pistols, or Black Flag are. Hangs out at the mall, where they only shop at Hot Topic.
You guys see that Mallpunk over there? I bet he likes to bump the new Good Charlotte record in his mom's minivan.
by Jon December 24, 2003
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honger

Ok if you can get your hands on either a purse, bag or wallet, you can identify a honger

One dead givaway of 'hongerism' is that they have several bubble tea cards that say "buy 7 get one free!". Quite often, these places have really bad names, like 'numba one cafe' 'little elephant cafe' etc.

Also, their recepts, if they have lots of receipts from Richmond, from places like Yohann, Aberdeen and Daizo, this may signify a honger.

The pics they carry often signify hongerism. If they have pics in their expensive $2000 cell phones that aren't available in Canada, they are honger. If not, then they might not be as bad.

If they pics contain ppl in gay poses, such as the peace signs etc, they may be honger. If they have really slutty girls in them wif blond streaks in their hair, and no name brand clothes or fake clothes, then they are honger.
whoa! ur sucha HONGER!
by jon November 26, 2006
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New York

Many see New York as the only city in the world. This is not true. But there is no doubt that it is a fantastic city. I grew up in a suburb north of New York City called Westchester, and taking the train to the city is the coolest feeling, seeing the ugliness of Harlem, or the beauty of 42nd street. It's really fantastic. And it's the home of Broadway. Broadway kicks ass.
Avenue Q and Assassins are the best shows in New York right now.
by Jon June 18, 2004
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swissed

damn, i got hella swissed last night at the party.
by jon February 1, 2004
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soxors

A word commonly used by very skilled hackers to mean "socks". This word is commonly used in conjunction with other hacker-like terminologies to offend people. Was originally used by the fearful hacker Coddy, of Quakenet fame.
0mg 1 4m 31337 1 just r0x0red ur s0x0rs!!!
by jon May 1, 2004
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mongaleese

Something superior in size. Larger than normal.
"Dude, look at that chick. That's a huge mongaleese!"
by Jon April 15, 2005
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Gulfas

A band from Eugene OR, go to www.gulfas.com for more information.
You should check out www.gulfas.com man it's like way cool man.
by Jon January 29, 2004
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