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Canyonnerro

the truck with four wheel drive,
Smells like a steak, and seats thirty five. it goes real slow with the hammer down, it's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown.
Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,
Sixty five tons of American pride! Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts! She blinds everybody with her super high beams, She's a squirrel-squashin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine.
take the Canyonnerro, fuck the burban!
by jon January 8, 2004
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gug

A generous and loving mother-in-law and/or grandmother
(Question) "Hey kids, wanna go over to Gug's house?" (Answer) "Yipee!"
by Jon December 25, 2003
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fluffes

Fluffes means to get someones attention, by fluffing them with something. That something can be anything, and you shouldn't include what it is. It is just a attention getter.
Morthy fluffes Joe|Away.
by Jon February 18, 2005
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slow motion

Oh baby,i love it when u slow motion for me.
by Jon May 13, 2005
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pakookoo

Slang term for Nigger.
Slang term for Black.
There are mostly pakookoos in the NBA.
She's got pakookoo lips.
Chris Rock, Chris Tucker, and Dave Chappelle are my favorite pakookoo comedians.
by Jon May 10, 2004
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Yankee Rose

An extremely attractive, American woman. So attractive that you star talking to a guitar.
Woah! She's beautiful! I'm talkin' about a Yankee Rose.
by Jon December 7, 2004
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sweats

Expression of mild exasperation with regard to an incident of some minor but unwanted personal consequence.
That sweats.
by Jon December 26, 2003
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