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circumcised

A procedure in which the foreskin is removed.
When I was eight days old, I was tortured when I was forced to be circumcised as part of a barbaric ritual called brit milah.
by Jon April 5, 2005
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Rap Attack

when are Dj's jamming in the street and MCs are rapping to the beat. Usually the neighbors downstairs cannot sleep because the people upstairs are stomping their feet.It's not like they're starting a riot
but they'll call the cops because they want some quiet.
Oh my God I think I'm having a rap attack.

Somebody get a doctor quick man
she's having an attack.

She said rap attack, man, not heart attack

Oh, you mean she's alright then?

Of course!
by Jon December 4, 2004
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fava

Cocaine.White powder you stick up your nose to get wasted and chew peoples heads off by talking utter garbage.
Hows ya fava. Lets go to the loo and have a chat with ya dad.
by Jon November 22, 2003
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poo

v. what dirty sinners do.
n. what comes out of dirty sinners as concentrated sin.
by Jon December 27, 2003
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weenor

the real way to spell weiner. can be used to describe the penis. or simply a hot dog. or someone who is a whimp.
Suck my weenor. or Let's go buy weenors. You are a weenor.
by Jon May 13, 2005
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The Rose Bowl

Fuck $C. Fuck $C. Fuck $C.
The Rose Bowl.

Fuck $C.
Fuck $C.
Fuck $C.
by jon November 16, 2004
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jaguar

Unfortunately, a car that recieves a bad rap due to people who have had no experience with it. I own one, a 1988, very few problems and very VERY comfortable. Drive it and u will see.
Dude, people r just jealous of my jaguar.
by Jon April 12, 2005
mugGet the jaguarmug.

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