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When I was eight days old, I was tortured when I was forced to be circumcised as part of a barbaric ritual called brit milah.
by Jon April 5, 2005

when are Dj's jamming in the street and MCs are rapping to the beat. Usually the neighbors downstairs cannot sleep because the people upstairs are stomping their feet.It's not like they're starting a riot
but they'll call the cops because they want some quiet.
but they'll call the cops because they want some quiet.
Oh my God I think I'm having a rap attack.
Somebody get a doctor quick man
she's having an attack.
She said rap attack, man, not heart attack
Oh, you mean she's alright then?
Of course!
Somebody get a doctor quick man
she's having an attack.
She said rap attack, man, not heart attack
Oh, you mean she's alright then?
Of course!
by Jon December 4, 2004

Cocaine.White powder you stick up your nose to get wasted and chew peoples heads off by talking utter garbage.
by Jon November 22, 2003

Look at that poo.
by Jon December 27, 2003

the real way to spell weiner. can be used to describe the penis. or simply a hot dog. or someone who is a whimp.
by Jon May 13, 2005

by jon November 16, 2004

Unfortunately, a car that recieves a bad rap due to people who have had no experience with it. I own one, a 1988, very few problems and very VERY comfortable. Drive it and u will see.
by Jon April 12, 2005
