jon's definitions

Yagos

One with huge feet

When I looked down at the man's feet, I could tell he was a Yagos.

by Jon August 30, 2003

VH1

A telvision station created by Viacom that is famous for looking back at things popular twenty years ago.

I like VH1 because I REALLY care what C-Level celebrities have to say about the Eighies.

by Jon December 29, 2004

Burrnasty

When you are getting a blow job, sitting down, grab the girls head a shove her nose in your ass crack. When you do that fart on her face.

I just burrnastied this dirty slut.

by Jon February 27, 2005

computer-nerd

often refering to some guy that MIGHT wear glasses but usual is HOT AND SEXY (like me)

i want i piece of that nerd;)

by Jon February 11, 2003

dinner masher

one man using his errect penis to "mash" another mans dinner via his arse hole.

Julian Clarey is a "dinner masher"

by jon September 22, 2003

stylin

The act of possessing illicit substances

man, you styling?

Yeuh i got a half ounce

by Jon May 13, 2005

wrecked

To ruin someones game or cause someone to lose status in front of their peers

Johnny talking to his hot neighbor: He baby, whatcha doing tonight?
Johnny's Grandma calling from the house: Johnny, come help gram-gram with her colostomy bag.
Me: Damn, Johnny just got wrecked!

by Jon February 7, 2003