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Mount St. Helens

Ok, This Is The ACTUAL Mount St. Helens, so if your looking for a sexual definition, look again!

Mount St. Helens is an active-erupting volcano in Washington State. It began erupting lava in October of 2004.

Name: Mount St. Helens
Type: Stratovolcano
Age: 40,000 Years Old
Status: Active-Erupting

The Mount St. Helens volcano erupted again today. The ash cloud took out Air Force One.

by Jon March 14, 2005

The Onion

"America's Finest News Source." A satirical that makes fun of American politics and pop culture.

This article by The Onion is hilarious!

by Jon December 31, 2003

wayle

to beat up badly. synonyms whipped waxed, nailed,etc. can be used in the past tense

wayled

man the lakers wayled on the clippers

by jon August 29, 2003

setromexual

the opposite of a metrosexual. a gay man who dresses porly and has no taste.

I can't believe Todd wore that shirt! He is such a setromexual!

by Jon October 25, 2003

fat people

i think fat peopl should be shot at birth but until that law passes i think u should spit on them when u see them walking down the street as i do

did the air get fatter in here

by jon January 18, 2005

escalade

one of many large cars that men purchase to conceal the diminutive
nature of their "manhood."

That guy was born with a little dick, so he bought an Escalade to feel
like a man.

by Jon March 19, 2004

americhink

1. American born Chinese.

2. Chinese who acts like he/she was born in America

3. Chinese with faux accent

Ching Chong speaks with an American accent, that Americhink.

by jon January 12, 2005