jon's definitions

quurr

Blacker way to say "queer"

Mike:"I like men"
Jon:"That's cause you are a quurr"

by Jon August 2, 2004

anal mauraders

usually a gang of gay dudes or want a be gay dudes

Look at those Queer Eye guys, what a bunch of anal mauraders

by Jon August 3, 2004

bitchtrip

When a chick thats being a bitch throws a bitchfit

Oh shit cuz not another bitchtrip!

by Jon August 5, 2004

bitchfit

When a bitch goes crazy on something or someone

Oh man she's trippin wit another bitchfit.

by Jon August 5, 2004

beta

Software so poorly written, the creators deny that it is in its final form.

Windows is not beta because the creators do not try to hide their poorly written code - they sell it.

by Jon August 11, 2004

IRS

See dirt, scumbucket.

My landlord is an IRS.

by Jon August 11, 2004

msn

Money Snatching Network. Due to the fact that this "Network" is powered by an "unreliable power source", namely "hamsters and chipmunks running on exercise wheels", this network has been known to experience severe downtimes. Especially during "peak usage", more than five people.

-Mr. Gates, when did you realize you were creating a monopoly?
-Monopoly's just a game, Senator, I'm trying to control the fucking world.

by Jon August 11, 2004