jon's definitions

moroff

Derivative of the term Moron, a person that is so stupid they aren't even "on", they are "off".

you aren't even a mor-on, you are a mor-off

by Jon December 24, 2003

barrelhead

When a person with an elongated head is zoned out and sits with his mouth open all day.

"If that barrelhead doesn't shut his mouth he's gonna catch some flies."

by Jon December 29, 2003

hulk

1) To destroy by ripping apart (Hulk Hogan)
2) smash to pieces or throw very far, which then causes the object to break (The Incredible Hulk).

1) Holy crap dude you totally hulked that bag!
2) Wow thanks for hulking my stereo...

by Jon September 2, 2006

fuckbet

A term usually used for young guys who place bets with their friends about whether or not they can 'pull' a babe.

"I bet you 10 bucks, I can fuck that chick". That's a fuckbet.

by Jon October 10, 2004

The Rose Bowl

Fuck $C. Fuck $C. Fuck $C.

The Rose Bowl.

Fuck $C.
Fuck $C.
Fuck $C.

by jon November 16, 2004

jaguar

Unfortunately, a car that recieves a bad rap due to people who have had no experience with it. I own one, a 1988, very few problems and very VERY comfortable. Drive it and u will see.

Dude, people r just jealous of my jaguar.

by Jon April 12, 2005

weenor

the real way to spell weiner. can be used to describe the penis. or simply a hot dog. or someone who is a whimp.

Suck my weenor. or Let's go buy weenors. You are a weenor.

by Jon May 13, 2005