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klar

Klar is definied simply:

1.) The state of being klar faced.
2.) Of or related to klar face.
The girl is ridiculously klar faced.
by Jon February 21, 2005
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Sweet Child

Also known as "Sweet Child O' Mine". It is a metaphor used to personify a very beautiful girl.
She's got eyes of the bluest skies and if they thought of rain, I'd hate to look into those eyes and see an ounce of pain. And her hair reminds of a warm, safe place where as a child that I'd pray for the thunder and the rain to quietly pass me by.

Sweet Child O' Mine.
by Jon December 2, 2004
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cap

A bullet. The projectile that is contained in a "round" or "cartridge".
I will bust a "cap" in yo' ass!!!
by jon October 8, 2003
mugGet the capmug.

short fatty

by jon September 2, 2003
mugGet the short fattymug.

wegro

A Caucasian who is confident they are truly of African-American lineage.
Us Wegro's be oppressed!
by Jon February 7, 2003
mugGet the wegromug.

The Onion

"America's Finest News Source." A satirical that makes fun of American politics and pop culture.
This article by The Onion is hilarious!
by Jon December 31, 2003
mugGet the The Onionmug.

unhinged

crazy, insane, psychotic, confused; a basketcase. not attached where it really counts, much like a door.
this bitch is obviously unhinged.
by jon January 10, 2005
mugGet the unhingedmug.

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