Urban Dictionary: Definitions by johnnylongprong

love spud

A chronic masturbator.

George Michael is the world's most infamous slug tugger.

having sex with a pregnant woman.

the best bit about rooting pregnant women is when you're shakin' hands with the baby and get a hand job at the same time.

what a dirty prick! Literally. Doing the five fingered foreskin fandango. Disgusting.

Afterwards we'll have a few beers, then we'll be painting the town in peas and carrots.

A group of police officers, or the police in general.

One time I robbed a convenience store and the bastards got the plod squad onto me.

A homosexual, with reference to the act of sodomy.