johnnylongprong's definitions

Snap off a pig biscuit

To defecate, do poos.

I'm just off to the john to snap off a pig biscuit.

by johnnylongprong January 14, 2009

going for gold

A session of sexual intercourse where one or both parties are performing flat out.

Last night I was going for gold with that chick I hooked up with the other night.

by johnnylongprong January 11, 2012

Fanny Fringe

Pubic hair on a lady's vagina.

Oh man, lady you gotta trim that fanny fringe it looks you used a can of Regaine as a dildo and it leaked!

by johnnylongprong March 3, 2009

five fingered foreskin fandango

the act of masturbation by uncircumcised men.

what a dirty prick! Literally. Doing the five fingered foreskin fandango. Disgusting.

by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009

face anus

The mouth of a compulsive liar, as to imply that nothing but shit comes out of it.

Shut your face anus, Bob.

by johnnylongprong September 15, 2012

shakin' hands with the baby

having sex with a pregnant woman.

the best bit about rooting pregnant women is when you're shakin' hands with the baby and get a hand job at the same time.

by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009

cack packer

A homosexual, with reference to the act of sodomy.

Elton John is a cack packer.

by johnnylongprong January 24, 2009