Definitions by johnnylongprong

love spud 

a slang term for a testicle.

That stupid bitch kneed me in the love spuds.

love spud by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009

slug tugger

A chronic masturbator.

George Michael is the world's most infamous slug tugger.

slug tugger by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009

shakin' hands with the baby 

having sex with a pregnant woman.

the best bit about rooting pregnant women is when you're shakin' hands with the baby and get a hand job at the same time.

shakin' hands with the baby by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009

five fingered foreskin fandango 

the act of masturbation by uncircumcised men.

what a dirty prick! Literally. Doing the five fingered foreskin fandango. Disgusting.

five fingered foreskin fandango by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009

painting the town in peas and carrots

to drunkenly vomit in public.

Afterwards we'll have a few beers, then we'll be painting the town in peas and carrots.

painting the town in peas and carrots by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009

plod squad 

A group of police officers, or the police in general.

One time I robbed a convenience store and the bastards got the plod squad onto me.

plod squad by johnnylongprong January 24, 2009

cack packer 

A homosexual, with reference to the act of sodomy.

Elton John is a cack packer.

cack packer by johnnylongprong January 24, 2009