johnnylongprong's definitions

AIDS

Short for Alcohol Induced Dizzy Spells

"So I'm up to my 10th beer...oh, and by the way, did I tell you I've got AIDS?"

"What the f..."

"Yeah, Alcohol Induced Dizzy Spells"

by johnnylongprong April 6, 2009

chuck bucket

A bucket that's used to vomit into.

Oh man, I'm gonna be sick, someone get me the chuck bucket quick.

by johnnylongprong March 1, 2009

barf bucket

A bucket that's used to vomit into.

Oh man, I'm gonna be sick, someone get me the barf bucket quick.

by johnnylongprong March 1, 2009

Whore Bore

A prostitutes vagina.

What? One grand to slip my tocker into your whore bore? You can go get fucked...by someone else, I should add.

by johnnylongprong March 2, 2009

Turtlehead syndrome

When a fat man acquires so much fat around his groin his willy retracts inward to the point that only his bell-end is poking out.

Turtlehead syndrome is one of the most dreaded symptoms of morbid obesity in men.

by johnnylongprong March 3, 2009

Fanny Fringe

Pubic hair on a lady's vagina.

Oh man, lady you gotta trim that fanny fringe it looks you used a can of Regaine as a dildo and it leaked!

by johnnylongprong March 3, 2009

trekkie

A trekkie is a super nerd whose definition of a life is watching star trek all day and collecting star trek memorabilia. Lost their 'virginity' to a well-lubed sunglasses case lined with crab meat and plastic wrapping foil stuck between the bed and the mattress, with a facial photo of their favorite female character stuck to the pillow. Either that or their hand. First time they saw a chick's box was in a Penthouse magazine.

The documentary 'Trekkies' has countless examples of what makes a trekkie.

by johnnylongprong March 7, 2009