what a dirty prick! Literally. Doing the five fingered foreskin fandango. Disgusting.
by johnnylongprong January 27, 2009
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bum spud

a turd.
I looked in the toilet, and sure enough, someone dropped off a bum spud without flushing.
by johnnylongprong January 15, 2009
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acca dacca

an affectionate term for the Australian hard rock band, AC/DC.
Acca Dacca is the greatest Aussie band of all time, no doubt about it.
by johnnylongprong January 27, 2009
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eco-mentalist

An intellectually misguided, rationally challenged neo-hippie member of the pseudo-environmental division of the loony left, dedicated to the advancement of radical socio-economic policies such as cultural Marxism, political correctness, and other post-Communist forms of state-enforced social equality, using of course the supposed frail state of the planet to forward their agenda using scare-mongering tactics and/or dramatized and falsified information.
I once told a eco-mentalist from Greenpeace that trees absorb carbon dioxide from the atmosphere and convert it to oxygen, and she said, "No!" What a Muppet.
by johnnylongprong December 28, 2009
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dudley

Look at that guy. He looks like a bit of a dudley.
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Whore Bore

What? One grand to slip my tocker into your whore bore? You can go get fucked...by someone else, I should add.
by johnnylongprong March 02, 2009
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What you'd say when describing your birthday.
Next week will be the 30th anniversary of my uterus eviction.
by johnnylongprong October 30, 2011
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