shakin' hands with the baby

having sex with a pregnant woman.

the best bit about rooting pregnant women is when you're shakin' hands with the baby and get a hand job at the same time.

by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009

acca dacca

an affectionate term for the Australian hard rock band, AC/DC.

Acca Dacca is the greatest Aussie band of all time, no doubt about it.

by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009

anniversary of my uterus eviction

What you'd say when describing your birthday.

Next week will be the 30th anniversary of my uterus eviction.

by johnnylongprong October 30, 2011

rotary engine

A type of internal combustion engine consisting of a triangular rotor which rotates in an eccentric orbital motion around a epitrochoid housing. Advantages of this design are a compact size, mechanical simplicity (a two rotor engine has only three moving parts), high potential power output proportional to size, lightweight, high-revving and extremely smooth in operation. Disadvantages include high rate of fuel and oil consumption, complex sealing arrangement and high seal count, weak torque, more fragile than a four-stroke piston engine, and lower long term reliability. Also known as a Wankel engine (pronounced 'Vonkel') after it's inventor, Dr Felix Wankel.

Mazda's RX-7 is probably the best example of a car employing a rotary engine.

by johnnylongprong March 08, 2009

slug tugger

A chronic masturbator.

George Michael is the world's most infamous slug tugger.

by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009

mr. gribbler

a slang word for penis, also known as mr. gribbly.

Oi, Ladies! You wanna shake hands with Mr. Gribbler?

by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009

See a star about a twinkle

to urinate, go wee wees.

I'm off to the dunny to see a star about a twinkle.

by johnnylongprong January 14, 2009