37 definitions by johnnylongprong

Snap off a pig biscuit

To defecate, do poos.

I'm just off to the john to snap off a pig biscuit.

by johnnylongprong January 15, 2009

Stiffy Pills

Another term for viagra

Oi, Mavis, you dirty ol' slapper, where's me stiffy pills?

by johnnylongprong March 30, 2010

going for gold

A session of sexual intercourse where one or both parties are performing flat out.

Last night I was going for gold with that chick I hooked up with the other night.

by johnnylongprong January 10, 2012

mud spud

a turd, a piece of shit.

I made a dash to the little boys' room to punch out a mud spud.

by johnnylongprong January 15, 2009

piss tank

an alcoholic.

Man, I'm such a piss tank.

by johnnylongprong January 24, 2009

painting the town in peas and carrots

to drunkenly vomit in public.

Afterwards we'll have a few beers, then we'll be painting the town in peas and carrots.

by johnnylongprong January 27, 2009

hitler blonde

A very light blonde hair color, somewhat whitish. Implies an ideal trait possessed by the so-called 'Aryan' race.

My hair might be dark, but as a kid it was hitler blonde.

by johnnylongprong April 5, 2010