johnnylongprong's definitions
What you'd say when describing your birthday.
by johnnylongprong October 30, 2011
Get the anniversary of my uterus evictionmug. A skinny little white guy with a overblown inferiority complex who for some strange reason known only to psychology experts thinks the Caucasian race is superior to every other. Being on average of a height between 5"7 and 5"9, and weighing in at around 145-160lb these dumb fucks will gladly (and foolishly) take on any 6"2" Islander one on one, only to end up in the ER within 15 minutes pissing blood from every orifice.
Those white supremacists are dumbasses! They go on about how the white race is both physically and intellectually superior to every other, then they take on some black guy twice their size and prove otherwise.
by johnnylongprong April 4, 2009
Get the white supremacistmug. a turd.
by johnnylongprong January 14, 2009
Get the bum spudmug. A type of internal combustion engine consisting of a triangular rotor which rotates in an eccentric orbital motion around a epitrochoid housing. Advantages of this design are a compact size, mechanical simplicity (a two rotor engine has only three moving parts), high potential power output proportional to size, lightweight, high-revving and extremely smooth in operation. Disadvantages include high rate of fuel and oil consumption, complex sealing arrangement and high seal count, weak torque, more fragile than a four-stroke piston engine, and lower long term reliability. Also known as a Wankel engine (pronounced 'Vonkel') after it's inventor, Dr Felix Wankel.
by johnnylongprong March 8, 2009
Get the rotary enginemug. by johnnylongprong April 29, 2009
Get the prick ticklermug. What? One grand to slip my tocker into your whore bore? You can go get fucked...by someone else, I should add.
by johnnylongprong March 2, 2009
Get the Whore Boremug. by johnnylongprong January 24, 2009
Get the Kingston Cabbagemug.