Definitions by johnnylongprong

Turtlehead syndrome 

When a fat man acquires so much fat around his groin his willy retracts inward to the point that only his bell-end is poking out.

Turtlehead syndrome is one of the most dreaded symptoms of morbid obesity in men.

Turtlehead syndrome by johnnylongprong March 3, 2009

Fanny Fringe 

Pubic hair on a lady's vagina.

Oh man, lady you gotta trim that fanny fringe it looks you used a can of Regaine as a dildo and it leaked!

Fanny Fringe by johnnylongprong March 3, 2009

Whore Bore 

A prostitutes vagina.

What? One grand to slip my tocker into your whore bore? You can go get fucked...by someone else, I should add.

Whore Bore by johnnylongprong March 2, 2009

chuck bucket 

A bucket that's used to vomit into.

Oh man, I'm gonna be sick, someone get me the chuck bucket quick.

chuck bucket by johnnylongprong March 1, 2009

barf bucket 

A bucket that's used to vomit into.

Oh man, I'm gonna be sick, someone get me the barf bucket quick.

barf bucket by johnnylongprong March 1, 2009

mr. gribbler 

a slang word for penis, also known as mr. gribbly.

Oi, Ladies! You wanna shake hands with Mr. Gribbler?

mr. gribbler by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009

acca dacca 

an affectionate term for the Australian hard rock band, AC/DC.

Acca Dacca is the greatest Aussie band of all time, no doubt about it.

acca dacca by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009