johnnylongprong's definitions
A trekkie is a super nerd whose definition of a life is watching star trek all day and collecting star trek memorabilia. Lost their 'virginity' to a well-lubed sunglasses case lined with crab meat and plastic wrapping foil stuck between the bed and the mattress, with a facial photo of their favorite female character stuck to the pillow. Either that or their hand. First time they saw a chick's box was in a Penthouse magazine.
by johnnylongprong March 7, 2009
Get the trekkiemug. An intellectually misguided, rationally challenged neo-hippie member of the pseudo-environmental division of the loony left, dedicated to the advancement of radical socio-economic policies such as cultural Marxism, political correctness, and other post-Communist forms of state-enforced social equality, using of course the supposed frail state of the planet to forward their agenda using scare-mongering tactics and/or dramatized and falsified information.
I once told a eco-mentalist from Greenpeace that trees absorb carbon dioxide from the atmosphere and convert it to oxygen, and she said, "No!" What a Muppet.
by johnnylongprong December 28, 2009
Get the eco-mentalistmug. 
a turd, a piece of shit.
by johnnylongprong January 15, 2009
Get the mud spudmug. 
by johnnylongprong March 1, 2009
Get the barf bucketmug. The aftermath of an extensive sodomy session when the anus becomes so loose it's like having sex with a bowl of porridge.
by johnnylongprong January 16, 2011
Get the plate of porridgemug.