johnnylongprong's definitions

rotary engine

A type of internal combustion engine consisting of a triangular rotor which rotates in an eccentric orbital motion around a epitrochoid housing. Advantages of this design are a compact size, mechanical simplicity (a two rotor engine has only three moving parts), high potential power output proportional to size, lightweight, high-revving and extremely smooth in operation. Disadvantages include high rate of fuel and oil consumption, complex sealing arrangement and high seal count, weak torque, more fragile than a four-stroke piston engine, and lower long term reliability. Also known as a Wankel engine (pronounced 'Vonkel') after it's inventor, Dr Felix Wankel.

Mazda's RX-7 is probably the best example of a car employing a rotary engine.

by johnnylongprong March 8, 2009

Snap off a pig biscuit

To defecate, do poos.

I'm just off to the john to snap off a pig biscuit.

by johnnylongprong January 14, 2009

See a star about a twinkle

to urinate, go wee wees.

I'm off to the dunny to see a star about a twinkle.

by johnnylongprong January 14, 2009

bum spud

a turd.

I looked in the toilet, and sure enough, someone dropped off a bum spud without flushing.

by johnnylongprong January 14, 2009

mud spud

a turd, a piece of shit.

I made a dash to the little boys' room to punch out a mud spud.

by johnnylongprong January 15, 2009

plod squad

A group of police officers, or the police in general.

One time I robbed a convenience store and the bastards got the plod squad onto me.

by johnnylongprong January 24, 2009

cack packer

A homosexual, with reference to the act of sodomy.

Elton John is a cack packer.

by johnnylongprong January 24, 2009