Kingston Cabbage

Marijuana.

Wanna go behind the principal's office to smoke some Kingston Cabbage?

by johnnylongprong January 24, 2009

eco-mentalist

An intellectually misguided, rationally challenged neo-hippie member of the pseudo-environmental division of the loony left, dedicated to the advancement of radical socio-economic policies such as cultural Marxism, political correctness, and other post-Communist forms of state-enforced social equality, using of course the supposed frail state of the planet to forward their agenda using scare-mongering tactics and/or dramatized and falsified information.

I once told a eco-mentalist from Greenpeace that trees absorb carbon dioxide from the atmosphere and convert it to oxygen, and she said, "No!" What a Muppet.

by johnnylongprong December 28, 2009

face anus

The mouth of a compulsive liar, as to imply that nothing but shit comes out of it.

Shut your face anus, Bob.

by johnnylongprong September 15, 2012

Fanny Fringe

Pubic hair on a lady's vagina.

Oh man, lady you gotta trim that fanny fringe it looks you used a can of Regaine as a dildo and it leaked!

by johnnylongprong March 03, 2009

hitler blonde

A very light blonde hair color, somewhat whitish. Implies an ideal trait possessed by the so-called 'Aryan' race.

My hair might be dark, but as a kid it was hitler blonde.

by johnnylongprong April 05, 2010

Stiffy Pills

Another term for viagra

Oi, Mavis, you dirty ol' slapper, where's me stiffy pills?

by johnnylongprong March 30, 2010

five fingered foreskin fandango

the act of masturbation by uncircumcised men.

what a dirty prick! Literally. Doing the five fingered foreskin fandango. Disgusting.

by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009