slug tugger

A chronic masturbator.

George Michael is the world's most infamous slug tugger.

by johnnylongprong January 27, 2009

slinky winky

a long monsterous cock, one that hangs like a slinky.

check out my slinky winky ladies.

by johnnylongprong January 24, 2009

trekkie

A trekkie is a super nerd whose definition of a life is watching star trek all day and collecting star trek memorabilia. Lost their 'virginity' to a well-lubed sunglasses case lined with crab meat and plastic wrapping foil stuck between the bed and the mattress, with a facial photo of their favorite female character stuck to the pillow. Either that or their hand. First time they saw a chick's box was in a Penthouse magazine.

The documentary 'Trekkies' has countless examples of what makes a trekkie.

by johnnylongprong March 08, 2009

prick tickler

Yet another slang term for a homosexual.

Elton John could be regarded as a promiscuous prick tickler.

by johnnylongprong April 29, 2009

face anus

The mouth of a compulsive liar, as to imply that nothing but shit comes out of it.

Shut your face anus, Bob.

by johnnylongprong April 12, 2012

Nationalism

An extremely dangerous philosophy exploited by misfit individuals with severe inferiority complexes to compensate for their shriveled-up genitalia. Currently competing with organized religion in the race to spread intolerance and progressively destroy the world.

Screw nationalism, all it does it stir shit and start wars.

by johnnylongprong April 03, 2009

AIDS

Short for Alcohol Induced Dizzy Spells

"So I'm up to my 10th beer...oh, and by the way, did I tell you I've got AIDS?"

"What the f..."

"Yeah, Alcohol Induced Dizzy Spells"

by johnnylongprong April 06, 2009