johnnylongprong's definitions

love spud

a slang term for a testicle.

That stupid bitch kneed me in the love spuds.

by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009

chuck bucket

A bucket that's used to vomit into.

Oh man, I'm gonna be sick, someone get me the chuck bucket quick.

by johnnylongprong March 1, 2009

mr. gribbler

a slang word for penis, also known as mr. gribbly.

Oi, Ladies! You wanna shake hands with Mr. Gribbler?

by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009

See a star about a twinkle

to urinate, go wee wees.

I'm off to the dunny to see a star about a twinkle.

by johnnylongprong January 14, 2009

slug tugger

A chronic masturbator.

George Michael is the world's most infamous slug tugger.

by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009

hitler blonde

A very light blonde hair color, somewhat whitish. Implies an ideal trait possessed by the so-called 'Aryan' race.

My hair might be dark, but as a kid it was hitler blonde.

by johnnylongprong April 5, 2010

Stiffy Pills

Another term for viagra

Oi, Mavis, you dirty ol' slapper, where's me stiffy pills?

by johnnylongprong March 30, 2010