Definitions by johnnylongprong

shit shagger 

a homosexual.

Your dad is a shit shagger

shit shagger by johnnylongprong January 24, 2009

Kingston Cabbage 

Marijuana.

Wanna go behind the principal's office to smoke some Kingston Cabbage?

Kingston Cabbage by johnnylongprong January 24, 2009

slinky winky 

a long monsterous cock, one that hangs like a slinky.

check out my slinky winky ladies.

slinky winky by johnnylongprong January 24, 2009

spread 'em dead 

necrophilia, to have sex with a dead person.

undertakers like to spread 'em dead.

spread 'em dead by johnnylongprong January 24, 2009

piss tank

an alcoholic.

Man, I'm such a piss tank.

piss tank by johnnylongprong January 24, 2009

mud spud 

a turd, a piece of shit.

I made a dash to the little boys' room to punch out a mud spud.

mud spud by johnnylongprong January 15, 2009

Snap off a pig biscuit 

To defecate, do poos.

I'm just off to the john to snap off a pig biscuit.

Snap off a pig biscuit by johnnylongprong January 14, 2009