Nationalism

An extremely dangerous philosophy exploited by misfit individuals with severe inferiority complexes to compensate for their shriveled-up genitalia. Currently competing with organized religion in the race to spread intolerance and progressively destroy the world.

Screw nationalism, all it does it stir shit and start wars.

by johnnylongprong April 03, 2009

AIDS

Short for Alcohol Induced Dizzy Spells

"So I'm up to my 10th beer...oh, and by the way, did I tell you I've got AIDS?"

"What the f..."

"Yeah, Alcohol Induced Dizzy Spells"

by johnnylongprong April 06, 2009

love spud

a slang term for a testicle.

That stupid bitch kneed me in the love spuds.

by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009

chuck bucket

A bucket that's used to vomit into.

Oh man, I'm gonna be sick, someone get me the chuck bucket quick.

by johnnylongprong March 01, 2009

piss tank

an alcoholic.

Man, I'm such a piss tank.

by johnnylongprong January 24, 2009

cack packer

A homosexual, with reference to the act of sodomy.

Elton John is a cack packer.

by johnnylongprong January 24, 2009

mud spud

a turd, a piece of shit.

I made a dash to the little boys' room to punch out a mud spud.

by johnnylongprong January 15, 2009