johnnylongprong's definitions

love spud

a slang term for a testicle.

That stupid bitch kneed me in the love spuds.

by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009

slug tugger

A chronic masturbator.

George Michael is the world's most infamous slug tugger.

by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009

shakin' hands with the baby

having sex with a pregnant woman.

the best bit about rooting pregnant women is when you're shakin' hands with the baby and get a hand job at the same time.

by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009

five fingered foreskin fandango

the act of masturbation by uncircumcised men.

what a dirty prick! Literally. Doing the five fingered foreskin fandango. Disgusting.

by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009

painting the town in peas and carrots

to drunkenly vomit in public.

Afterwards we'll have a few beers, then we'll be painting the town in peas and carrots.

by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009

face anus

The mouth of a compulsive liar, as to imply that nothing but shit comes out of it.

Shut your face anus, Bob.

by johnnylongprong September 15, 2012

going for gold

A session of sexual intercourse where one or both parties are performing flat out.

Last night I was going for gold with that chick I hooked up with the other night.

by johnnylongprong January 11, 2012