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Definitions by johnnylongprong

Kingston Cabbage 

Wanna go behind the principal's office to smoke some Kingston Cabbage?

slinky winky 

a long monsterous cock, one that hangs like a slinky.
slinky winky by johnnylongprong January 24, 2009

spread 'em dead 

undertakers like to spread 'em dead.
spread 'em dead by johnnylongprong January 24, 2009

mud spud 

I made a dash to the little boys' room to punch out a mud spud.
mud spud by johnnylongprong January 15, 2009

Snap off a pig biscuit 

To defecate, do poos.
I'm just off to the john to snap off a pig biscuit.