slinky winky

a long monsterous cock, one that hangs like a slinky.
check out my slinky winky ladies.
by johnnylongprong January 24, 2009
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spread 'em dead

necrophilia, to have sex with a dead person.
undertakers like to spread 'em dead.
by johnnylongprong January 24, 2009
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