johnny's definitions

gwarfing

the act of swearing with meaning or consistantly with calm purpose

"That mother fucking piece of shit." (gwarfing)
"Well fucking calm the fuck down, everything will be ok ass." (gwarfing)

by johnny February 25, 2004

barted

telephony term discribing an unsightly half-ass aerial splice or other totally fucked-up repair.

when i arrived at the house and saw the greaseshot and j hook in the tree ,i knew i had just been barted.

by johnny February 20, 2004

damjana

An amazingly hot European that all guys know they want. When you think of "Damjana" you think of a nice ass and pretty face...also, all Damjanas are incredibly smart.

Wow, Damjana looked FINEfine today

by Johnny March 27, 2004

LPK

These bitches are notorious. They be popping niggas from left to right. Like ohhh shit.

Oh shit, its LPK. They gon shoot at us and rape us! AHH SOMEBODY HELP

by Johnny January 6, 2004

clonetard

someone who changes aspects of their life to impress another

God bryan's such a clonetard, the way he follows phil around and all

by Johnny February 24, 2005

roggeman

Crazy bitch who be mad crazy for asian dudes. Anyone who wants to have babies with an asian dude.

Man, that girl is a roggeman.

by johnny April 21, 2003

diamondface

Diamond means to sprizz

omg i just got diamond on my face!

by Johnny January 21, 2005