by Johnny March 19, 2005
An amazingly hot European that all guys know they want. When you think of "Damjana" you think of a nice ass and pretty face...also, all Damjanas are incredibly smart.
by Johnny March 28, 2004
- That chick is hot!
+ I know, she's my girlfriend.
- Where da chicks at?
+ They left when you arrived.
- Is that your chick?
+ That? That's my sister, you pervert.
- I met this chick at the bar.
+ Did you give it to her?
- Not yet.
+ I know, she's my girlfriend.
- Where da chicks at?
+ They left when you arrived.
- Is that your chick?
+ That? That's my sister, you pervert.
- I met this chick at the bar.
+ Did you give it to her?
- Not yet.
by Johnny May 19, 2003
the fucking hottest person in texas...ecept she is a huge whore but everyone knows that. shes gorgeous and make everybody laugh. hellie is the pussy i wanna screw tonight.
by Johnny April 05, 2005
1. hey bitch, fmif!
2. kobe bryant and countless other celebrities take advantage of their fmif status
2. kobe bryant and countless other celebrities take advantage of their fmif status
by Johnny November 21, 2004
A ferociously voluptuous, jelly-like, congealed nasal mucus extraction, plucked from deep within the nose. Possibly hinting shades of septic yellow or green, and is unflickable. The beast is completely soggy when rolled within a tissue and horrendous enough to turn the faces of onlookers during extraction.
by Johnny June 16, 2006