joey's definitions

bugger me gently with a dil-do

To be suprised by something or someones actions.

'Well bugger me gently with a dil-do' said Sara after Jim proposed to her on one knee

by Joey February 15, 2005

break down

To dismantle all equipment after a gig

Steve, can we break down yet?

by Joey February 15, 2005

Zippy the Pinhead

noun.
1.) A complete clusterfuck of ideas strewn together in a mediocre collaboration between alchohol and hand that completely skips the mind and development stages. It is the metaphysical manifestation of all the bad acid trips from the 60's and 70's finally gathered and plotted down on newspaper that seeks to arouse "t3h g1ggL3ZorrZ" in the morning populace that reads them. Meaningless in meaning, pointless in point, it's top priority is to be bathroom tissue. The only strip it'll be useful for is stripping excrememnt from buttholes.

2.) A horrible fucking comic strip.

*At the breakfast table*
"Hey, dad. Did you ever get Zippy the Pinhead?"
"Oh, fuck no."

by Joey December 14, 2004

slipknot

Slipknot are one of the best bands around, if you actually take the time to listen to their music you will see that it is actually amazing! They also have the fittest drummer of all time, so instead of writing shit about them on here, why don't you do something good with you're time and listen to their music!

"Slipknot are so much better than those crappy townie groups, like blazin squad!"

by Joey April 3, 2004

butt pilot

A male homosexual

Gary is queer, he is a butt pilot

by Joey July 8, 2003

innit

Use it instead of a full stop

blahh blahh blahh innit

by Joey February 17, 2004

cockblocker

someone who prevents someone from getting sex.

by Joey March 20, 2003