joey's definitions

shit stained anus

Person who uses too much toilet paper!

God Stella, how much paper - You have such a shit stained anus girl!

by Joey February 15, 2005

Ass Jouster

A man that loves to engage in the act of anal sex.

A man that is also an asshole.

"Dude, did you get on Counterstrike today?"
"Yeah. That guy named System-Error was on."
"Him!? He's an ass jouster."
"Totally."

by Joey December 6, 2004

Vapenaginis

The sexual organ of a person of unrecognizable gender. Also, a person with such a personality that they represent both sexes.

Guy 1: Dude, Clarissa has a vapenaginis.
Guy 2: Dude, who's Clarissa?
Guy 1: (Points) That girl over there.
Guy 2: Dude! That's my best friend Eric!

by Joey January 20, 2005

YANKEES

If you say that the Yankees suck, b/c of the fact that tehy can by almost whomever they want, then your retarded. Hey Boston you are a good team, just nowhere near as good as the Yankees. If you 26 more world series before the Yankees win one, then I will say that you are better, untill then stop chanting Yankees suck, its just annoying and has no fact behind it. look at statistics. don't just go on one season and one series, yes u came back from a 0-3 deficit, but what put u behind in the 1st place?

Boston Fan: ohhhhhhh we won the series we came back from a losing by 3games that must mean the yankees suck.
Yankee fan: well if u win 26 more before we win another one then u can say we suck, until then shut the F up!!!

by Joey March 10, 2005

dime a dozen

So cheap you can buy twelve for ten cents.

"Expired donuts are a dime a dozen!"
"That is so cheap."

by Joey October 25, 2003

team choad

Team choad is a Magical team of Genius individuals who Own all who Oppose them On Xanga.

Don't Fuck with team choad they will Pwn you like a Dirty NOOB.

by Joey April 5, 2005

moner

When you wake up in the morning with a boner.

Dude, I had a huge moner this morning.

by Joey April 12, 2003