JoEy's definitions

dirt cert

Meaning most definately.

Sam was Dirt Cert that she'd win the audition

by Joey May 13, 2005

slipknot

Slipknot are one of the best bands around, if you actually take the time to listen to their music you will see that it is actually amazing! They also have the fittest drummer of all time, so instead of writing shit about them on here, why don't you do something good with you're time and listen to their music!

"Slipknot are so much better than those crappy townie groups, like blazin squad!"

by Joey April 3, 2004

Gimme Mine

to slap or aggressively pull someone's neck after saying something unintelligent

Person 1: I thought Vancouver was in France

Person 2: Wow, gimme mine!

by Joey May 27, 2004

Corn Pimples

When one removes his meat sword from his partners fart tank- and discovers he has little beads of shit on his shaft. He now has Corn Pimples!

After getting my mud nut in this beotches ass- I realized her grippers had left little Corn Pimples on my dick.

by Joey November 25, 2003

fud

To mean a Fat Ugly Dyke

Come here you FUD!!!!!

by Joey February 15, 2005

LETTUCE LICKER

This is basically a lesbian

Did you know that Kim is a Lettuce Licker?

by Joey February 15, 2005

cockblocker

someone who prevents someone from getting sex.

by Joey March 20, 2003