joey's definitions

sizandles

what gay ppl who think their black say to be funny (someone with this name must be a gay homo with no life or friends)...

yo, SizAndles??? wtf are you a moron...

by joey September 26, 2004

bugger me gently with a dil-do

To be suprised by something or someones actions.

'Well bugger me gently with a dil-do' said Sara after Jim proposed to her on one knee

by Joey February 15, 2005

Alkemyst

If anandtech had body parts he would be the asshole.

KISS MY ALKEMYST SHiTWAD!!!

by Joey August 19, 2004

Rammstein

Rammstein is the new orange.

These new Rammstein shirts are SO much cooler than our stupid old orange shirts.

by Joey November 10, 2004

Dr dyke

A lesbian who knows the inside and out of the female genitals

Could I make an appointment with you Dr.Dyke, my flange is itching?

by Joey February 15, 2005

strut

walking with attitude

walkin down the street

by joey May 9, 2003

julian casablancas

the lead singer of the strokes, julian casablancas (aka jules) also writes all of the strokes music and lyrics. some of his musical inspiration comes from the cure, the doors, and especially the velvet underground. he is half spanish, half danish, his middle name is fernando, and he hates pringles. he often kisses his bandmates, and air (dry) humps the strokes drummer, fabrizio moretti. he has a drinking problem, and is very very beautiful, and often stoned. very witty, intelligent, and funny. he is my soulmate.

julian casablancas is the hottest guy in the entire world.

by joey April 8, 2004