A crash in extreme sports where the person's torso is pressed in to their thighs. It is the opposite of being scorpioned. Also reverse scorpioned. scorpioned, extreme sports, X-Games, skateboarding, BMX, snowboarding, motorcross, crash, reverse scorpioned
by joecoolthefool September 09, 2017
The drama and violence that occurs after a gun or several guns are pulled. gun, weapon, shoot, mass shooting, gangs, violent crime, criminal, Mexican standoff, showdown, duel, full automatic, semi-automatic, handgun, rifle
There was a gunpoint getdown 2 blocks over and several of my homies were shot. It's the wild west out here.
by joecoolthefool June 20, 2016
A laid-back, out-of-touch, middle-age hippy/surfer type who is chronically stoned. No matter what life throws at him/her, he/she seems to just roll with the punches of life. The Big Lebowski, Lebowski, Jeff Bridges, Julianne Moore, John Goodman, Steve Buscemi, John Turturro, nihilist, The Dude
I know the guy seems really conservative and button-down, but did you smell his jacket, he definitely gives off a Lebowski vibe.
by joecoolthefool May 07, 2016
by joecoolthefool May 18, 2019
A light skinned or mixed African-American who tries to pass for a colored race or ethnicity other than black. He spends most of his time with white people because he thinks it will allow him to advance professionally. The only time that he will spend around African-Americans is when he is trying to prove to white people he can be down and fly.
Lavon has always been conveniently black. He never hangs with us unless his white friends are around to see him. If we weren't football players, he wouldn't even acknowledge our existence. fake, high yellow, black on demand, uncle tom, brown paper bag, sell out, wanna-be
by joecoolthefool November 13, 2015
Fair-skinned African-Americans or ones who are mixed who try to pass for an ethnicity other than African-American when it benefits them socially or professionally, but then surround themselves with African-Americans to look down and fly, also to their advantage.
Yeah, I know Tyshawn. He's one of those brothers who only hangs with the brothers when no one is looking. He's conveniently black, he spends most of his time with the white kids and says he's Samoan.
by joecoolthefool September 22, 2015
The weird tendency for people to all park next to each other even when the entire parking lot is empty and there is plenty of space to spread out. park, parking, car, truck, parking lot, huddle, cuddle, crowd, cluster
Every time I go to the gym, I park far away from the entrance and yet everyone parks their car next to mine. People like to car cuddle.
by joecoolthefool March 03, 2017