joecoolthefool's definitions

Raise your level

To push harder to be better in every way. step up your game, to improve, to get better, stronger, faster, smarter, get your head right, get hard

Come on man, you gotta raise your level if you want to go to the NBA.

by joecoolthefool June 22, 2016

mom facial

Moms use their spit and a napkin or kleenex to clean the lips and face of their children. You realize that it's not sanitary, but it gets the job done. napkin, facial wipe, mom, mother, momma, child, children, kid, multitask, clean, wipe

It took me back to my youth when I saw a mother in the waiting room doing a mom facial on her kid.

by joecoolthefool June 22, 2016

mom facial

Moms use their spit and a napkin or kleenex to clean the lips and face of their children. You realize that it's not sanitary, but it gets the job done. napkin, facial wipe, mom, mother, momma, child, children, kid, multitask, clean, wipe

It took me back to my youth when I saw a mother in the waiting room doing a mom facial on her kid.

by joecoolthefool June 22, 2016

hip-hop homosexual

The closeted lesbian, gay and bisexual rappers that make rap and hip hop music about how they are tough and sleep with a lot of women, but secretly are gay or bisexual. Most of these artists live on the down low, but some of them romantically hug and kiss other male rappers in public. No judgment, just saying. rappers, hip hop artists, rap, hip hop, down low, LGBT, gay with a side of straight, hollywood straight

Did you just see those two guys kiss each other on the lips. What was that about?! That dude's a hip-hop homosexual.

by joecoolthefool June 23, 2016

Ethnic fart

A person who passes incredibly foul smelling gas that comes from eating hot, spicy food from a specific culture or country. Mexican, Ethiopian and Chinese food are examples of food that can easily lead to these types of farts. fart, passing gas, pooting, break wind, rip one, gaseous anomaly, silent but deadly, flatulence, cut the cheese

No man, don't try to tell me that was a dead skunk we rolled past. You just let an ethnic fart! My eyes are watering bro!

by joecoolthefool June 28, 2016

Flex karma

The bad stuff that happens to you when you show off and try to act cool. flex, flexing, flexin, show off, showing off, cocky, arrogant, bad boy, bad girl, bad actor, dick wagging, showoff, badass, karma, what goes around comes around, payback

I thought that musclehead was so tough strutting around the gym. He shoved that skinny dude and got knocked out. That's flex karma, baby!

by joecoolthefool June 30, 2016

octave rocking

The attempt by singers to sing higher, lower and then higher again on a single note for dramatic effect in a song especially for the national anthem. Most singers try and fail miserably, but occassionally a few people pull it off. singing, sing, singer, octaves, music, national anthem, Memorial Day, Fourth of July, patriotic, America, USA, United States, Whitney Houston, the World Series, Super Bowl

Whoever just tried to sing the national anthem, should stop the octave rocking because you are not Whitney Houston. Just stop!

by joecoolthefool July 2, 2016