Definitions by joecoolthefool
Wargasm
The euphoria felt by defense contractors and executives at defense corporations at the prospect of going to war because they are going to make so much money. war, invasion, military industrial complex, money, battle, Lockheed Martin, Boeing, General Dynamics, Raytheon, the war machine, defense corporations, tanks, planes, rifles, bombs, missles, jets
The Lockheed executives had a wargasm when I told them we would need to increase the number of planes from their factory for the war. All they see are dollar signs.
Wargasm by joecoolthefool June 12, 2018
cryptoburn
The loss of all of your money invested in a cryptocurrency that is shut down by the creator or financial regulators. You feel burned from losing your money and/or you were actually burned by the people who took your money. cryptocurrency, crypto, money, bitcoin, ethereum, litcoin, coinbase, bankrupt, cryptocrash, cryptoporn, cryptology, money
I should have cashed out When my crypto was it $15,000 because it has now crashed and is only worth $2000. I feel like an idiot I didn’t get out in time. Tom, you’re feeling the cryptoburn.
cryptoburn by joecoolthefool May 28, 2018
cryptocrash
The frequent fall in the price of a cryptocurrency that can occur several times a day, week or month. cryptocurrency, bitcoin, litecoin, ethereum, cryptoburn, cryptoporn, cryptocracy, coinbase
My cryptocurrency drives me nuts, it crashes twice a week. I can’t take it anymore. It’s just a cryptocrash John, think about the long haul. I know Dave, I know!
cryptocrash by joecoolthefool May 28, 2018
suicide crime
A crime committed out of desperation for money and has a very low chance of success. A person is hungry, homeless or has a family member who is sick. As income inequality worsens, more of these crimes will occur as people around the world struggle to survive. crime, criminal, desperation, criminal justice system, perpetrator, police, suicide mission, suicide, desperate act, incarceration, income inequality, the 1%, the 99%, rich, poor, suicide crimes
You’re going to rob the store next to the police station during the day. I’ve got to Tom, I need money for my dad, he can’t afford his medicine and will die without it. That’s a suicide crime Dave.
suicide crime by joecoolthefool May 14, 2018
cement slippers
1) Something in your life that is weighing heavy on your mind, a burden, an obstacle.
2) The cement block created by wet cement poured over a person’s feet to weigh down a body before it is thrown into deep water.
2) The cement block created by wet cement poured over a person’s feet to weigh down a body before it is thrown into deep water.
I have finally paid down my student loans and my car’s transmission dies on me. This car has been like wearing a pair of cement slippers.
cement slippers by joecoolthefool May 7, 2018
putinbutts
The dupes that interacted with Russians on the internet without knowing it. They may have been influenced by these interactions when it came to making political decisions inpast and future elections. Not to be confused with Putinbots who were the Russians who may have manipulated the Putinbutts. Putin, Vladimir Putin, Trump, Putinbot, Hillary Clinton, conspiracy, Republicans, Democrats, the presidency, Congress, Trumpspeak, Trump trounce, Trump armor, Trumpnado, 2016 Presidential Election, liberal media, the deep state, Mueller investigation, Rod Rosenstein, FBI, DC swamp, corruption, intelligence community, Trump army, conspiracy theory, pootbutt
I think a bunch of Putinbots took advantage of many Putinbutts who had no idea they were being manipulated into either not voting or voting for Trump. C’mon John, your conspiracy theories have got to stop.
putinbutts by joecoolthefool May 6, 2018
deckchaired
A crash in extreme sports where the person's torso is pressed in to their thighs. It is the opposite of being scorpioned. Also reverse scorpioned. scorpioned, extreme sports, X-Games, skateboarding, BMX, snowboarding, motorcross, crash, reverse scorpioned
deckchaired by joecoolthefool April 19, 2018