Fabricating scenarios or making up incidents to look like you are being physically, psychologically or cyber bullied. Noun or verb. self-bully, bullying, fake, made up, cyberbullying, bully, harass, torment, self-esteem, make fun of, fight, pick on, malign, celebrity, attention-seeking, narcissistic, narcissist, fame whore, fake bully, fake-bully, fake bullying, Jussie Smollett
John is always complaining about fake-bullying incidents at school. He says someone is harassing him all the time. All made up!
by joecoolthefool March 13, 2019
The numbness and muscle weakness that comes from sitting on the toilet for too long. You struggle to stand up because prolonged sitting has compressed the nerves and blood vessels to your legs. poop paralyzed, doo doo legs, crapper, bathroom, toilet, the throne, the john, crap, bm, bowel movement, butt
I sat down on the toilet and watched an hour tv show and when it was over, my legs were so numb and weak that when I tried to get up, I collapsed to the floor. I was a crapper cripple.
by joecoolthefool April 17, 2016
The bombastic and narcissistic speech where a person praises their success and develops amnesia about any failures. The person challenges anyone who questions what they say. Donald Trump, Trump, Trumper, Trumpet, The Donald, Make America Great Again
I had to sit through 3 hours of this motivational speaker who was all about Trumpspeak. He acted like he was the best thing since sliced bread.
by joecoolthefool April 19, 2016
The fentanyl-laced heroin that is far more potent and deadly than most heroin and is leading to numerous deaths from respiratory failure. heroin, smack, syringe, morphine, fentanyl, crap, junk, big H, mojo, scag, narcotic, miosis, pinpoint pupils, respiratory depression, respiratory failure, junkie, needle tracts, addiction
There have been so many overdoses with this new death smack that the reversal agent is now being sold over-the-counter.
by joecoolthefool October 04, 2016
To make an obscene amount of money. rich, super rich, high net worth, load out the butt, loaded out the caboose, 1%, millionaire, billionaire, baller, player, wall street, tech industry, offshore accounts, drug empire, narcotics
Every time I drive to the Hamptons, I see another 30 million dollar home under construction. There must be a lot of people making sick money to pull that off.
by joecoolthefool May 17, 2016
Women who gravitate to men who are celebrities, rich athletes, CEOs or heads of state. They differ from baller babes in that they consider themselves classier and may be professionals themselves, but make no mistake, they are just as thirsty for rich men as the baller babes. baller babes, rich, wealthy, baller, ballin out, rapper rich, businessman, CEO, escort
I see the new CEO didn't stay single for long. He's got a new money honey on his arm looking to become the next Mrs. Jones.
by joecoolthefool March 14, 2016
The numerous types of smartphone covers that protect the phone if it's dropped. smartphone, iphone, prophylactic, condom, Apple, Microsoft, Google, android, ios, pc, smartphone case
I'm lucky that I had an iphone case, my phone wasn't damaged after falling 20 feet down a hill. The case is a smartphone prophylactic, I only wish condoms protected that well.
by joecoolthefool June 03, 2016