mancleanse

The time period during which a woman refuses to date men because of a recent bad break-up. She may be aloof, sarcastic or rude to all guys who approach her as they remind the woman of her man.

Uh oh, Jennifer is going through a mancleanse, she has been snapping at every man she talks to all day. boycleanse, mistercleanse, mandump, done with men, sick of men, men are evil

by joecoolthefool March 31, 2015

boob tube binger

A person who can only watch tv by watching a large number of episodes or seasons of a show at a time. binge, binge tv, Netflix, Hulu, Amazon tv, Netflix and chill, tv series, tv seasons, television, tv, boob tube, streaming, cable tv, network tv, live stream, HBO, Cinemax, Showtime

I’m a boob tube binger, I watch at least 3 seasons each of my favorite shows each weekend.

by joecoolthefool June 03, 2019

conveniently black

A light skinned or mixed African-American who tries to pass for a colored race or ethnicity other than black. He spends most of his time with white people because he thinks it will allow him to advance professionally. The only time that he will spend around African-Americans is when he is trying to prove to white people he can be down and fly.

Lavon has always been conveniently black. He never hangs with us unless his white friends are around to see him. If we weren't football players, he wouldn't even acknowledge our existence. fake, high yellow, black on demand, uncle tom, brown paper bag, sell out, wanna-be

by joecoolthefool January 17, 2016

blackout booty call

The sex that people have when there is a power outage in their city. sex, booty call, hook up, blackout, brownout, power outage, city, electricity

It's 2:00 pm in the afternoon and the light are out, no tv and I'm incredibly bored. Deb, you wanna Netflix and chill? Ah, no power Steve, no tv?! So, skip the Netflix-let's just chill?! I feel like a blackout booty call.

by joecoolthefool May 04, 2016

Harbaugh harassment

The relentless pursuit of a talented person you want to play for your team, work for your company or work for you directly. You doggedly hound the person and are willing to do whatever it takes to prove your interest in them. Jim Harbaugh, coach, college football, recruiting, recruiting trail, driven, fanatic, passionate, hungry, Michigan, Wolverines, Michigan Wolverines, crazy, fan, NCAA football, NCAA, Big Ten, Big 10, Big Ten Football, Big 10 Football

I've been suffering from Harbaugh harassment from this football coach for 3 months. He calls me every day, texts me on the weekend and is willing to come and mow my lawn. I might just have to pick his school after all of this attention.

by joecoolthefool May 02, 2016

dance candy

The mood-altering drugs people take at parties to unwind and chill or to lose control.

I've been at this party for 2 hours and beer ain't cutting it, so I'm going to try some dance candy. I want to get my freak on pronto. quaaludes, ecstasy, MDMA, Molly, chill, party, hallucinate, drugs, memory loss, roofies

by joecoolthefool August 17, 2015

Raise your level

To push harder to be better in every way. step up your game, to improve, to get better, stronger, faster, smarter, get your head right, get hard

Come on man, you gotta raise your level if you want to go to the NBA.

by joecoolthefool June 22, 2016