toss the cactus

licking the ass of a very hairy person, or licking the ass of a black person because of the wiry hairs.

I was tossin that nigga's cactus and I sliced my damn tongue into ribbons.
I aint gunna toss the cactus on that bitch ass nigga again

by Joe Clabough October 24, 2008

kids

shit

excrament

little brown broken pieces of shit

holy fuck man, I almost shit my pants and
I just barely made it to the cosbey pool to drop off the kids

WHAT THE FUCK DUDE!!! SOME ONE DIDNT FLUSH THE SHITTER AND THIER KIDS ARE STILL FLOATING IN THERE (one of them still looks alive) (pokes at it with stick)

by joe clabough February 23, 2005

shit house

*to get really pissed off
*to go tatally bizerk

* dude that muthu fuka went total shit house when he found out you fucked his ol lady

by Joe Clabough February 22, 2005

Boxing The Dummy

for a man to slap his cock around

for a man to jerk his pork

for a man to skin his mule

Damn I'm bored, I guess I will just stay home and box my dummy

wheres dave? oh that fucker is off somewhere boxing the dummy

by Joe Clabough October 18, 2008

clown shoes

something or someone that is a total joke

*your sneakers are fuckin clown shoes dude
*that asshole aint nothing but clown shoes
*dude, your car is total clown shoes

by Joe Clabough February 22, 2005

Wak

something that is really awsome

something that is totally off the chain

something that is fucked up

dam! see that car wreck? that was totally wak

did you see that asshole? he grabbed that chics fuckin tits, he is one wak fucker

by Joe Clabough February 22, 2005

ass dart

to shoot ones tounge in anothers ass hole

to slip the tip of your tounge in to an asshole

I love to ass dart my old lady,

dude, this chick loves to get ass darted while you flick her clit

man, Id love to dart her fucking shit hole

by Joe Clabough February 19, 2005