joe 's definitions

woofl

the noise a cow makes when constipated

the cow woofled

by joe May 20, 2004

Banana Dick

A long, skinny yet very curved erect penis. Much like Pencil Dick, but really curved upwards.

"That guy in that porn flick sure had one hell of a banna dick!"

by Joe July 27, 2003

elephonkey

a person who has big ears like an elephant and they look like a monkey.

you look like an elephonkey.

by joe January 19, 2004

Italian Stallion

A well-endowed, sexually talented male of Italian descent. Contrast with Irish Curse

The girls call Tony the Italian Stallion and it's not because he runs fast.

by Joe June 28, 2003

Arby's

A OK place to get roast beef sandwiches, though their other sandwiches (turkey, chicken, ham) aren't bad either. Yet they're pretty expensive for fast food, their fries suck, and their sauses are too spicy (for roast beef anyways). Sanitaion is also sketchy - ALWAYS check your sandwich!

by Joe August 3, 2003

blend 27

A break off of the incredibly famous zymurgy. The band contains Justin (bass, vocals) Blayne (guitar) Greg (guitar and joe (booms)

Dude blend 27 is cool.

by joe March 21, 2005

teabagger

Any guy who drives a Ford Explorer "Sport" (the two door model).

This espescially applies to Explorer Sport drivers with bicycle racks mounted on top of their vehichles.

by Joe December 1, 2003