joe 's definitions

elephonkey

a person who has big ears like an elephant and they look like a monkey.

you look like an elephonkey.

by joe January 19, 2004

Wisconsin

Better schools than all you other stupid people in our country. Better state than Illinois. Oh, there really is cheese that tastes like ass, but no one eats it except old people. Home of the Green Bay Packers. People in Cancun like the Packers. Wisconsin is the best! We rock!

Cheese head!

by Joe August 14, 2003

sexafile

Someone who cant get enough sex

Kaysha:I slept with a dog,hampster,horse,cat,rat,and my boyfriend last night...And I still had to masterbait.

Joe:Your a real sexafile

by Joe July 19, 2004

Mayle

The act of a male cutting or chopping off ones penis.

I Mayled my cock to prove you wrong.

by joe December 12, 2004

sakar

n. one who is overly pretentious, a faker. From tribal Indian "se CAR", meaning "one who is fake". A term once used to describe foreigners who would attempt to trade by trying to imitate the Indians

"Look at him, trying so hard to impress by being someone he's not. He's such a sakar."

by Joe March 31, 2005

blizcock

a very bent penis
can also be used as an insult

Jeez Jack, why the hell are you such a blizcock??

by Joe February 10, 2004

cheese monkey

A rare member of the primate family and whose diet consists of dairy products esp. cheese.

My Velveeta is missing... must be a cheese monkey on the loose.

by Joe October 19, 2003