joe's definitions

pixelarmy

Group of men with penises the size of one 1 pixel.

The Pixelarmy gathered to have gay sex.

by Joe February 10, 2005

reboot

v. to take a power nap, drink a caffeinated beverage, engage in sexual intercourse, or use any other means to recharge one's energy or the energy of another.

hey man, you look pretty tired. go reboot, i'll take over from here.

by joe February 10, 2005

glassbottomboat

Kaila this is from Joe will you be my valentine, and my giz-irl, Yeah....
Will you go out with me.

Will you Yes or no, Call me when you read this.

by Joe February 12, 2005

Saucy Stick

The one stick that makes you feel excellent.

"Joe hit Alison with the Saucy Stick and it made her feel excellent."

by Joe February 12, 2005

Chex Mex

A nickname given to an italian who looks mexican who also may carry the traits of being tall having a spic-stash clumsy, bad luck, clumsy, weak and unathletic.

that kid adam looks like a Chex Mex

by Joe February 12, 2005

angry pirate

Or also known as the Dirty Pirate. Give a give web eye then kick her in the shin and run away, turn around and she looks at you like an angry priate chasing you with one eye and and a stump leg.

I shot her a web eye and she came after like and angry pirate!

by Joe February 12, 2005

Botch

The slang or quicker form of Byatch;Benician

That botch has a bangin ass!

by Joe February 12, 2005