joe's definitions

Whuffie

A fluid, complex system of cultural currency and reputation. Created by the Bitchun Society in "Down and Out in the Magic Kingom" by Cory Doctorow

I took a moment to conjure a HUD with his Whuffie score on it. I had to resize the window--he had too many zeros to fit on my standard display.

by Joe December 21, 2003

preliminary end

a fucking awesome punk band

preliminary end's concert was awesome last night

by joe April 27, 2004

Mayle

The act of a male cutting or chopping off ones penis.

I Mayled my cock to prove you wrong.

by joe December 12, 2004

cud

Mix of multiple bodily excretes and products including:
Urine
Semen
Pubes
Feces
Saliva
Swenis and Swussy (penis and pussy sweat)
Breastmilk
Tears
Bile
And in some forms, vomit.

Man we made this ball of cud, and then we whipped it at that fat chick!

by Joe January 31, 2004

Nag

A needle filled with heroine or some other opiate, as in the song "Givin' a Fuck" by The Darkness

...but I won't apologize
I'll inject into my eyes
if there was nowhere else to stick my nag

by Joe March 1, 2005

guitar

A stringed instrument that greats like Jimi Hendrix, Carlos Santana, Eric Clapton, and John Frusciante play or played extremely well.

1. You'll never be as good as John, he practices like 17 hours a day. A.K.A. Jesus.

2. Mike Einziger could come close.

3. Santana is the Holy Spirit of guitar.

4. Hendrix is god.

by Joe May 15, 2005

booze pooze

definition:all encompassing term used to explain any fumes,fragrance or feces being
offensivly obvious.
only applicable after a heavy bout of boozing

example 1
man:whats that smell, its like a skunk on heat.
hungover man: i got booze pooze, i'm gonna take the kids to the pool.

together: ha ha ha

by joe April 23, 2005