thunder jug

A large, ceramic jug with straight sides, sloping shoulders, and narrow neck, with a ceramic finger ring near the neck. The jug is typically glazed light brown on the sides and dark reddish-brown on the shoulder, neck, and ring. It is intended to contain moonshine.
Ol' Zeke brought his thunder jug down to Orly's place for a refill o' corn squeezin's.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005
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price of beans

An expression used to indicate that a speaker has gotten off the subject being discussed.
Joe: Chelsea Clinton sure looks like Afleet Alex.

Shmoe: What does that have to do with the price of beans?
by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005
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flapping cheeks

What you get when you blow a prodigious fart. Your cheeks flap in the breeze.
Madelaine sure has a bad case of flapping cheeks today. You'd best stand in front of her when you ask her out.

Heap Big Chief Flapping Cheeks was a flatulent donkey who amused many people with his hind end.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005
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Portagee Wine Stomper

A gentleman who walks around on grapes in a large barrel, in order to make wine.
Manuel Gomes is a Portagee Wine Stomper. He makes the best wine in Amador County.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005
mugGet the Portagee Wine Stompermug.

do-gooder

A white liberal. Someone who knows what is best for everyone else, and devotes his life to shoving it down our throats.
Hillary Clinton is a do-gooder who wants to make us all pay for medical care for lazy bums who piss their lives away spray painting grafitti on other people's property.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005
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Chick Sale

An outhouse. A kybo. A privy. An outside toilet.

The term is named after Chick Sale, a humorist who told outhouse jokes and wrote a book about kybos.
Lum and Ivy Mae have a Chick Sale out back of their house in Little Rock.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005
mugGet the Chick Salemug.

Beezer

1. A nose. A schnozz.

2. A BSA motorcycle. A wonderful two cylinder Limey bike from the 1950s and 1960s.
1. If you say that again, I'll bust you in the beezer.

2. Nathan rode to Bramley on his Beezer.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005
mugGet the Beezermug.