joao bufamarillo's definitions

binderfender

A tremendous fart worthy of accolades and kudos.

I went to the city council meeting this morning and let a binderfender while the Mayor was talking. She dropped her notes, and when she squatted to pick them up, she let a binderfender of her own. There was so much laughter, the Mayor adjourned sine die.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Detroit iron

A big, heavy, bad-handling car made in Detroit. A road locomotive.

This expression was common in the 1960s when cars that handled well were made in Europe. American cars were oversized, wallowing pigs, and you had to make reservations to go around a corner.

That dude is driving a piece of Detroit iron. Let's moon him, and we can lose him on a winding road.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

chugalug

To pour a can or mug of beer down the hatch without swallowing. One who chugalugs puts his head back, opens his throat, and pours the beer into his mouth.

Hey, let's go chugalug a mug.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

drain the toad

To take a whiz. To take a leak. To bleed the lizard. To see a man about a horse.

Common at least since early 1950s.

Pull over here, Ma, I gotta drain my toad.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

thunder jugs

Admirably large breasts.

Excuse me, boys, here comes Thunder Jugs Sal. I just have to sit and stare for a while.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Chick Car

A car that looks sporty, but has an automatic transmission. (Of course, no man with two legs would ever drive a car with an automatic transmission.)

That Jetta sure looks cool, but it's only a chick car. Look inside, it's got an automatic tranny.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

greaseball

A person who puts Tres Flores, Dixie Peach, or 90 weight gear lube in his hair.

Ramon and Jimmy Bub are a couple of grease balls who never go out in public before greasing their hair.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005