hello ladies

what u say when u enter a room full of either
a. nothing but fine women
b. nothing but dorky guys
c. one girl and more than 3 guys

w0w, jay certainly did take the cake

by jimbob February 15, 2003

tl:dr

Forum lingo for "Too long: didn't read."

Post: "Blah blah blah blah... blah blah blah."

Reply: "tl:dr"

by Jimbob October 13, 2004

anus apple

Insult, generally aimed at people who can't get the picture (usually used by teachers towards their chav pupils)

Shut up! You're such an anus apple!

by Jimbob April 17, 2004

Random bloody stone

Er like pretty much just bits of stone of differing size/shapes and colours (hence random) used for the creation of small wells.

Lets go to homebase for some random stone.

by jimbob December 20, 2003

bate

means something is shit

man u r bate at football

by jimbob October 13, 2003

hollow head

A ugly lookin skinny crack head from TOPSY! Cowboy Up, or put your pussy in the truck!!!

Austin Hollow Head

by Jimbob July 26, 2003

dipan

A slow moron. Is approximately 1 year and 2 weeks late in realisation of real time events. Is generally slow.

oi you are such a dipan, you should be shot

by JimBob December 25, 2003