Definitions by jim

Miss Knable 

An evil Bitch who princpals Bensalem High School.

Miss Knable is a Dumb Bitch

Miss Knable by Jim November 29, 2004

limpy 

A dick that won't do shit because you look at *WAY* too much pornography.

I'm horny on the inside, but damn if ain't got a limpy from porno!

limpy by Jim November 27, 2004

Kitesurfing 

Only the best water sport around, a huge kite a modified wake board, kinda, and your off jumping 30ft and still landing softly awesome

me the kitesurfer, big huge sport from all round the worlld, started in maui in think

Kitesurfing by Jim November 26, 2004

Smallville 

Fucked-up, fictional TV place where numerous, horrific problems are caused by the arrival of alien Kal-el (aka Clark Kent - a young man with amazing supernatural abilities.)

His original mission was to rule the earth, but that's been changed by his own earthly morality. This yin-yang is the cause of everything bad that happens in Smallville and most of the nearby cities in Kansas.

Smallville would be normal if Clark Kent had never landed.

Smallville by Jim November 25, 2004

Lex Luthor/lexluthor

A person who is your friend, but at the same time, is your worst enemy (as Lex Luthor is to Clark Kent of 'Superman' and 'Smallville' fame).

I love Kathy but she's such a lexluthor.

Lex Luthor/lexluthor by Jim November 25, 2004

themshitz 

Term for any object whatsoever.

Get themshitz outta here, bitch!

Give it to me so I can take a look at themshitz!

themshitz by Jim November 25, 2004

five piece

To strike with closed fist.

"If you don't shut your ho ass up, yuz gonna get a five piece in your mouth"

five piece by jim November 21, 2004