jesus christ's definitions

i saved christ

an extremely awesome dude that hates niggers and beats them with dead limbs from his freezer, he is so cool he rapes luesers in their own house while their parents watch and clap for joy

i saved christ: I fucking hate you niggers

by Jesus christ February 21, 2005

vnc corporations

vnc corporations SUCK. they think they're blingin "mofos" with bitches at they're feet..............yeah rite

V: hey dude, wheres all them bitches at?????
C: dude, u mean my ma??????

by Jesus Christ April 9, 2004

antidisestablishmentarianism

A belief opposing a change in the social or political establishment.

Conservatives ususally hold the belief of antidisestablishmentarianism--they don't want to change the establishment

by Jesus Christ August 22, 2004

Scirun

a figment of one's imagination

"Scirun kept me up all night; coughing blood and mutilating animals.

by Jesus Christ December 6, 2004

Chiode

a crooked chode

"Oh Shit! Shusters got a chiode!!!"

by Jesus Christ April 11, 2003

dorkass

unique form of idiot, found only in the suburban jungles of america; see assmunch

Dont be such a dorkass!

by jesus christ September 25, 2003

War Monkey

1) See: George Bush

2) A person who uses his power illegally as a means of making war upon innocent civilians to further his own political agenda.

3) An animal slightly smarter than a rock that loves to kill for no reason.

George Bush is a war monkey and should be put on trial!

by Jesus Christ June 21, 2003