Blade Pendragon

The term for a hot sexy Irishmen with a big penis.

"You are such a Blade Pendragon."

by Jesus July 02, 2004

russ maltese

drunken sailor, russel crowe, to beat off in your pants,

"dude your as wasted as russ maltese"

"HEY, you wana fight!?" (in drunken british voice)

"i just russ maltesed in my pants"

by jesus September 10, 2003

Grapefruiting

v., n.
When a female, during fellatio, takes the male's testicles into her mouth, allowing him to ejaculate in her hair.

Yeah, I gave that girl quite the grapefruiting.

She was grapefruiting me, and, well, I got flaccid.

She couldn't get it out of her hair for a week after that grapefruiting.

by Jesus June 18, 2004

cheeks 4

The funniest porno ever

"oh Muffy im so glad my stocks dont go down like you do baby"

by Jesus June 06, 2003

legitimate

born in wedlock

my children are legitimate, i was married when they were born.

by jesus November 16, 2003

MILF

A mother whose external attributes and obvious love for cock cause her to be desirable.

I am gonna drag that MILF out of her Chevy Suburban and put it in her ass in front of her kids.

by Jesus January 18, 2003

the 3 s's

shit shower and shave

Bob: Hey Joe wanna hang out?
Joe: Sure, just let me do the 3 S's and I'll swing by.

by Jesus January 11, 2004