jeremy's definitions

gaymafia

a secret society of homosexual persons that control the secret gay underground. Led by the man himself, Elton John.

cher is the goddess of the gaymafia

by Jeremy November 13, 2003

cockmaster

One who has the expertise or know-how to govern a cock; One who knows all on the topic of 'cock': One who handles a cock better than the rest.

Dude. My girlfriend is the best cockmaster in all the lands.

by Jeremy November 26, 2004

Paro

Crack head, one who is so strung out on drugs the lose all their shit including their home/family etc

Lois Lane became a huge paro after superman

by Jeremy September 8, 2003

PRESIDENT

publicity stunt

First bush, Whats next Michael Jackson?

by Jeremy May 20, 2004

I'm game

An phrase expressing one's willingness to participate in a given activity.

Friend: Dude, do you want to go to Denny's?
You: Yeah man, I'm game.

by jeremy April 25, 2004

two-way

short for two-way pager- a small electronic device that allows communication in two directions; a more advanced version of the original "pager" which worked by allowing a caller to send a numeric message to the person with the pager. After this message, the person would have to find a telephone to place a return call. A two-way pager allows a message (text) to be returned to the person placing the original page.

She wears a two-way but I'm not quite sure what that means.

by Jeremy June 11, 2003

humpslit

Humpslit: noun. Slutty female version of "homey."

"Yo, wassup humpslit!?"

by Jeremy May 11, 2004