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reality check

A word or phrase used to bring a person back into the life of those around them, sometimes used to smash hopes and dreams.
Sean: Everyone is mean to me. I am perfect. I don't understand why people say bad things about me.
Jeremy: Sean, look at what you say to people. Nobody likes you for a reason!
by Jeremy October 22, 2003
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Christmas Party

An event often held by companies in which employees frequently consume more alcohol than a baby elephant. Ass grabbing, photocopying genitals, inner-office hook ups , some idiot puts a lampshade on his head, and the boss gets sloshed and fires everyone are typical events.
Hello fellow co-worker, may I drink whiskey out of your navel and you can do a line of blow off my errect penis at this year's Christmas Party?
by Jeremy March 31, 2005
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M-1 Garand

U.S. Rifle, Cal. .30 M1
A clip fed, air cooled, shoulder fired, semi-automatic weapon. First adopted in 1936, it served the military until 1957 when it was replaced by the M14.
The soldier was an expert shot with his M1 Garand.
by Jeremy October 23, 2003
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Michel Gondry

a genius filmmaker who directs music videos, movies and short films
Michel Gondry is a genius, go buy his DVD.
by Jeremy April 4, 2004
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Shag Ass

To run fast.
The cops showed up so I had to shag ass.
by Jeremy March 22, 2004
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whiling

Yo, stop whiling.
John, your whiling out.
by Jeremy August 30, 2004
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netsplit

A temporary breakdown in communication between two irc servers that results in a single string of servers becoming two separate strings.
The server I was connected to was separated from hers by a netsplit.
by jeremy December 7, 2002
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