clobber the kleenex

to jack off into a kleenex.

stop gazing at me and go clobber the kleenex asshole!

by Jenna April 05, 2003

spegg

Spegg is a term used to describe two foods... a Spud and an Egg. When joining the two foods it becomes known as 'Spegg'
Spud+Egg=Spegg

I had Spegg in my sarnie

by jenna January 14, 2004

hunny bunny

my macky :)

"i love you, hunny bunny"

by jenna May 07, 2003

hella

i'm from norcal so pretty much we say hella a lot. it means very, a lot, or just to throw it in because nothing else works. socal people trip too hard off it.

people from socal are hella stupid for never shutting the fuck up about a word.

i'm hella bored

your hella stupid

by jenna August 15, 2004

splif

cone shaped doob. Usually used with talking about one mixed with tobacco but also just a fat joint. :)

That is a fat ass splif

by Jenna April 29, 2004

peechew

a chewy form of hardened urine. Or a block of deteriorating fecies.

I nibbled on a delicious peechew today!
Would you like to suckle some pee for a peechew?

by Jenna July 06, 2004

forgiveness

The ultimate test of love that drives a heart wild by lovingly surpassing all the wrong one has made and making it right.

I love you so much that my heart holds nothing for you but forgiveness.

by Jenna February 06, 2005