jenna's definitions

Monkey Man

Hairy Man

Dave Thorburn

by Jenna February 5, 2004

my bum

the thing growing out of ur lower back...often round and SEXXAY

My bum is on the chair *dances around*

by Jenna July 29, 2003

jawn

Proper noun, a name of an actual living person -- real birth name given in early 1970's. Jawn Gross from Pennsylvania, very cool musician and composer.

Jawn Gross wrote a new song -- sounds like Dove Award material to me.

by Jenna June 16, 2003

splerm

A mixture of semen and blood.

I splermed all over your face.

by Jenna April 18, 2005

forgiveness

The ultimate test of love that drives a heart wild by lovingly surpassing all the wrong one has made and making it right.

I love you so much that my heart holds nothing for you but forgiveness.

by Jenna February 6, 2005

fate

the rationlization for when bad things happen to you (ie: being dumped, etc.)

jenna: he dumped me and i want him back
lori: if youre meant to be youll be together, just not now. if its fate then youll be together if not its not meant to be.
jenna: oh ok since fate exists everything is ok now.

by Jenna December 30, 2004

Metaphelangie

Another word for a womens vagina

Ooo, nice metaphelangie Mrs. Johnson

by Jenna April 15, 2004