jenna's definitions

love muscle

dick,cock,schlongect. the long dangly thing in between his legs... or between a tranny's legs

She stroked his love muscle until it stood up with excitement

by Jenna June 13, 2004

clobber the kleenex

to jack off into a kleenex.

stop gazing at me and go clobber the kleenex asshole!

by Jenna April 5, 2003

fate

the rationlization for when bad things happen to you (ie: being dumped, etc.)

jenna: he dumped me and i want him back
lori: if youre meant to be youll be together, just not now. if its fate then youll be together if not its not meant to be.
jenna: oh ok since fate exists everything is ok now.

by Jenna December 30, 2004

Jenna

so cool, has tons of friends, likes the wrong guys, loves to go shopping, smart

Jenna is sooo hot! She's a genius but she acts like a blonde to make life more fun! All the guys are in love with her and she has really high morals. She's occasionally attracted to the wrong guys...ex: PLAYERS AND ASSHOLES! But her heart is always in the right place. I love her!
i dont know why i like you so much...(actually i do, everyone loves Jenna)

by Jenna April 1, 2005

splerm

A mixture of semen and blood.

I splermed all over your face.

by Jenna April 18, 2005

Metaphelangie

Another word for a womens vagina

Ooo, nice metaphelangie Mrs. Johnson

by Jenna April 15, 2004

forgiveness

The ultimate test of love that drives a heart wild by lovingly surpassing all the wrong one has made and making it right.

I love you so much that my heart holds nothing for you but forgiveness.

by Jenna February 6, 2005