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SourceX

a man with a big penis but it belongs to jenna only KAY THANKS
that guy has a sourcex penis
by jenna November 5, 2004
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forgiveness

The ultimate test of love that drives a heart wild by lovingly surpassing all the wrong one has made and making it right.
I love you so much that my heart holds nothing for you but forgiveness.
by Jenna February 6, 2005
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Metaphelangie

Ooo, nice metaphelangie Mrs. Johnson
by Jenna April 15, 2004
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splerm

A mixture of semen and blood.
I splermed all over your face.
by Jenna April 18, 2005
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Jenna

so cool, has tons of friends, likes the wrong guys, loves to go shopping, smart
Jenna is sooo hot! She's a genius but she acts like a blonde to make life more fun! All the guys are in love with her and she has really high morals. She's occasionally attracted to the wrong guys...ex: PLAYERS AND ASSHOLES! But her heart is always in the right place. I love her!
i dont know why i like you so much...(actually i do, everyone loves Jenna)
by Jenna April 1, 2005
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fate

the rationlization for when bad things happen to you (ie: being dumped, etc.)
jenna: he dumped me and i want him back
lori: if youre meant to be youll be together, just not now. if its fate then youll be together if not its not meant to be.
jenna: oh ok since fate exists everything is ok now.
by Jenna December 30, 2004
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clobber the kleenex

to jack off into a kleenex.
stop gazing at me and go clobber the kleenex asshole!
by Jenna April 5, 2003
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