jenna's definitions

Tim Hortons

Canada's version of Starbucks. Unfortunatly Canadain Tim Hortons investors purchased 38% of the Wendys Corparation (no Wendy's didn't purchase them, Tim Hortons owned a parent company Tims Donught Stores in the US who also had connections to Wendys. When TD Stores went under Tim Hortons CEO and investors made a deal with Wendys to keep the Tim brand in the United States, Investors purchased 38% of the Wendys Corp.) Starbucks would domonate Canada, but when Tim Hortons joined with Wendys they went on a store opening spree across Canada with all there surplus money( they did this around the same time Starbucks entered the Canadian market)

American visting Canadian relative: "hey wanna go to starbucks with me?"
Other Canadian: "eww Starbucks is American, Americans corparations suck! They are trying to take over Canada EHHHH? EH EH EH? EH!!!! I ONLY eat at Tim Hortons"
American visting Canadian relative: "excuse me? Starbucks rocks"

by Jenna May 21, 2006

Dykeface

Someone who is being an asshole, extremely rude, pissing you off. An all-around word to describe anger towards another person.

My dad was being such a dykeface this morning, he wouldn't let me hang out after school.

by Jenna June 19, 2006

Jank

Its my word dammit i made the word up man this shit is jank!

yall stole my word thats jank

by Jenna April 8, 2005

laroo

fat whore; UNDOUCHED CUNT

ugh! you look so laroo!

by jenna April 18, 2005

splerm

A mixture of semen and blood.

I splermed all over your face.

by Jenna April 18, 2005

bounce

yeah, bounce is all that, PLUS the System of A Down song with the same name. and if u think of the lyrics, its meaning is not far from wat u wrote in here ;P

i went down on a date
with a girl, a bit late
she had so many friends
gliding through many hands

by jenna October 27, 2003

Smurfii

The all-powerful flutist Jennifer Luft.
Friends with the all-powerful frumpster

see Band Geek

by Jenna November 12, 2003