jeff's definitions

let's get retarded

To get stupid drunk

Hey, lets go out and get retarded tonight!

by Jeff November 4, 2003

evil empire

1.rage against the machines second album
2. the usa where people dont know that theyre rights are being stolen from them and the govement monitors all of our activities. If our goverment made a profit off of killing americans, they would kill us all

1.rages new album is insane esp that song bulls on parade
2.America???the country where a monkey can fly a space shuttle yet george bush screws the country over?

by jeff July 25, 2004

Salvo

Strong, Mighty, Destructive.

Salvo is the embodiement of destruction. A Salvo fired from a weapon will harm/ do great damage to an enemy.

by Jeff April 6, 2005

penis breath

having the breath of a penis

jesus christ ur have some sick ass penis breath

by jeff May 13, 2005

Take the Browns to the Super Bowl

Poop. Shit. Crap. Deficate.
See Free Mandela.

Damnit guys. The turtle is poking his head out. I've got run home to take the Browns tot eh Super Bowl.

by Jeff February 16, 2005

Queef

Air expulsion from the vaginal area usually after sex. In the eighteenth century, it was common practice for small groups of well-to-do Southern women to each lift up their corsets and "queef" at their leisure on warm, summer afternoons. Typically performed on balconies or porches, these women would insert various large objects in their TOOTS and slowly pull them out to create the desired sound. These "porch parties" would provide hours of fun for the ladies while the men were away, and, from a practical standpoint, at times, enough air circulation as a respite from the brutal summer heat. Small wagers were often placed with the winner going to longest continuous queef, highest pitch, lowest pitch, smelliest, and wettest. There was also the queef sing-a-long; and a special prize was given to any women whose queef could attract wildlife.

Annabelle tried to conceal her queef at the governors ball but to no avail.

by Jeff August 24, 2004

donkey

A male friend who may or may not be gay.

'Sup donkey? How are you doing?

by Jeff July 21, 2003