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Any pseudo-spiritual product that can be successfully marketed to New Age white America such as dream-catchers, power crystals, vortex-mapping and any number of placebo-effect herbs and medications.

-A reference to an early South Park episode that featured Cheech and Chong posing as Native Americans in order to sell alternative medications to the townfolk.
At one point in the episode, a customer proclaims "My balls hurt when I watch VH-1!"

Cheech then answers, "Here, try this Native American ball-juice."
by jeff September 2, 2006
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An activity performed by two people via the joining of two buttholes in which one forces his shit into anothers empty rectum, then the poop cycles between the two.
Dad: Russel dont eat for a week im going to Tias. Were going to be poop cycling for hours!
by jeff November 9, 2003
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A slang term to refer to the Kansas Jayhawks coined by Missouri Tiger fans who appreciate the intense rivalry.
I'd rather not be a sports fan than to have to root for the Gayhawks.
by jeff October 27, 2004
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some really bad joke that pimply faced nerds like to say to their friends to everything just to get a cheap laugh
jeff: morrow your so god damn dumb you got fucking a 37% average
morrow: yeah well uhhh your mom
by jeff March 28, 2004
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gettin drunk and then getting stoned
I drank them 8 beer, smoked that fat blunt. Now I'm jillybangin!
by jeff February 23, 2005
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An extraordinarily obese and obnoxiously repulsive "girl" that enjoys causing pain and discomfort towards those around her due to her never ending supply of enthusiasm and complete and total retardation.
Swag?, how's it going? "Im smarter than you, and i play volleyball, and im hot, and im better than you at everything, especially being human and having friends!!!!!!!"
by jeff August 29, 2003
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Duff
1. The type of Beer (Homer Simpson) drinks.
2.The ugly girl that hangs out with the good looking girl.
3. Also used for the gun butting move in the XBOX game Halo.
1.Homer drinks alot of Duff.
2.Man that duff is making her look better.
3. Oh shit man u got duffed.
by jeff October 22, 2004
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