jeff's definitions

Albalicious

Something that tries to come close to the glorious beauty that is Jessica Alba

That girl is albalicious, but she will never compare to Jessica Alba.

by jeff November 12, 2003

grass drag

A sport where snowmobilers drag race snowmobiles on a stretch of grass or dirt.

I won at the grass drags.

by Jeff February 1, 2005

Boonga

Penis

That guy has a big boonga

by Jeff August 3, 2003

kith

Kids in the Hall

After the Leafs/Canadiens game, I turned on Kids in the Hall and laughed my ass off.

by Jeff September 23, 2003

Jizzaculate

A verb describing the best ejaculation a man can ever experience. Jizzaculation usually occurs from unbelievably hot women.

"That chick was so hot all I had to do was look at her and I jizzaculated."

"My girlfriend was wearing one of those butt-plugs that turns me on, that crap made me jizzaculate in like five seconds."

by Jeff September 5, 2005

krypt

A high potency strain of marijuana named after kryptonite because of its neon green color.

Kryptonite kills superman, and krypt bud puts down even the most experienced smokers.

by Jeff October 29, 2003

szastin it

the act of masturbating to your friends best friend in his house after or before sexual intercourse usually involving anal pleasure

he wouldnt do it fo rme so i szasted it in his bathroom

by jeff March 9, 2005