jeff's definitions

skitch

To grab the bumper of a vehicle and be pulled. The classic definition would be performed in shoes on ice, but seasonal and regional variations may be done on dry land in roller skates. Exceedingly fun and dangerous.

I grabbed the bumper of Dago's '68 Charger and skitched as he did donuts in the parkinglot. My foot caught on a rock and I cracked my head open on the ice. Fuck.

by Jeff July 9, 2004

Scan your tits

It's when you are so bored that you scan your tits, convert it to a jpeg and then post it on newsgroups---preferably usenet.

Slutty Girl-1: Oh man, I am so freaking bored.
Slutty Girl-2: Ya I know. Either we should blow a random stranger or 'scan our tits.'

by Jeff September 12, 2003

Punch the Devil

Literally, the sound made when one punches Satan, or a Satan-esque figure, in the face.

Punch the Devil

by Jeff February 18, 2004

dur

1.an incredibly stupid sound that is made when someone does somthing stupid..
2. a cat's face

dur.... how dumb does that person look.

by jeff March 31, 2004

szastin it

the act of masturbating to your friends best friend in his house after or before sexual intercourse usually involving anal pleasure

he wouldnt do it fo rme so i szasted it in his bathroom

by jeff March 9, 2005

Fuck Buddies

Term used for sexual partners that regularly engage in sexual activities with each other, but do not share the usual emotional attachment of a standard boyfriend/girlfriend relationship (or boyfriend/boyfriend, or girlfriend/girlfriend, etc. etc.).

Often used to describe two people who use each other solely for sexual gratification and nothing else. Usually this is a sexual relationship that still allows for each partner to seek sexual and emotional relationships with other people (hence, no attachments) but can rely on each other for a quickie or a booty call .

Melissa and Rob used to be in a relationship a while ago, but after they broke up, they still act as fuck buddies for each other when they get horny.

by Jeff October 2, 2003

swain

To ejaculate, often in a public place

I wouldn't sit in that lawn chair if I was you. You never know who might have swained on it.

by Jeff April 25, 2005