jeff's definitions

Motion City Soundtrack

My Favorite band who i've seen a bunch of times and hung out with them and theyre super fun and know me by name and its cool, listen to them. theyre touring with blink 182 soon, but thats not a reflection on them as a band. go to www.purevolume.come/motioncitysoundtrack to hear some of their stuff, or just go to www.motioncitysoundtrack.com for more info. These guys are gonna be huge, id bet a million dollars on it.
Justin - Lead Vocals, Guitar
Josh - Backup Vocals, Guitar
Matt - Backup Vocals, Bass
Jessie - Moog (YES MOOG IS GOD)
Tony - Kickass kickin ass drummer


i suggest them to my highest authority. see them live, listen to their album, YOU NEED TO
album is called "I am the movie"

I am Jeff, I am in the condiment crew. MCS Rocks my world.

by Jeff January 25, 2004

Porsched

The sexual reaction one might have upon sight of a Porsche.

When i saw it drive by i was totally Porsched

by Jeff March 14, 2004

soup can

A short fat dick, a chode

Matt is going to unleash the soup can

by Jeff December 9, 2002

the shocker

2 in the goo, 1 in the poo.

2 in the giney, 1 in the hiney.

2 in the squack, 1 in the back.

2 in the bush, 1 in the tush.

Self explanatory.

by Jeff July 12, 2003

hot robert

When you build something up and everyone is expecting something awesome, but you back out at the last second.

Robert's hot robert ruined John's birthday.

by Jeff November 8, 2004

scrotch

When you have an itchy crotch and you need to scratch it - you can scratch your crotch. Alternativlely you can have a good 'SCROTCH'

I need a good scrotch

by Jeff September 24, 2004

luminecks

the was a man puts it up the ass

wow man did you luminecks her the was i told you i luminecked lisa

by jeff February 27, 2005