jeff's definitions

guffer

While taking a bath, should a fart happen to come, you let it go. When the bubbles come up you open your mouth and make attempts to eat the bubbles. Congratulations, you're a guffer

Keeser Silver guffs so much

by jeff April 4, 2005

swum

Fly, dope, etc.

You those lime-green Puma's are SWUM, gee.

by Jeff December 7, 2003

rat with fuzzy tail

The common grey squirrel.

Bob chased that rat with a fuzzy tail out of the garage

by Jeff September 13, 2004

Ugernaut

A person who is very, very hidiously ugly. Only to be used on those who have been beaten with an ugly stick serveral times

Thee ugernaut commith

by jeff November 30, 2004

klabe

To be klabe is to be scum, or of the scummy nature. To be klabe is to be as low as you can possibly be. It's trailer trash in the essence of manners, ethics, everyday life.

That dude behaves in such a klabe fashion

by Jeff October 20, 2004

isn't it

Put simply, "isn't it" is the most diabolical phrase in the history of man kind.
For ages, young students around the globe have dreamt in fear of such a thing. The mere thought of such a thing, is but the torched pain of an erect penis chopped in two. What more could be so terrifying?

The phrase "isn't it" has been a phrased passed down from generation-to-generation within the Iyer family (who are known for their devout loyalty to the Curry gods).

Be wary my friends, such a term can not be used so lightly - not even in a friendly gesture. Respect the Iyer Family. Respect her Wisdom. Respect Iyerism.

Yes, Jimmy, that would be very foolish, isn't it?

by Jeff March 14, 2004

PomPom

He's a big orange bubble with a yellow stripe on his tummy. His arms, legs, and head are orange ovals.

He talks like bubble noises, and nice, intelliagent, has a lot of friends!

by Jeff November 4, 2003