jeff's definitions

spongmonkey

The Spongmonkeys are a specie of animal, possibly alien, that have the ability to levitate, there are only two that we know of that are unnamed. This is their story:

Once a band of kittens were very popular and would perform songs of many types, the people loved them.
The Spongmonkeys became jealous of their talent and quickly threw together an act of their own about the moon, every warped person out there loved it and this little act even landed them a endorsement with Quiznos subs, needless to say, the Spongmonkeys hit the big time and became more popular then the kittens with little effort. What luck!

The Spongmonkeys should be greatful of their incredable luck and timing.

by Jeff September 23, 2004

duff

Duff
1. The type of Beer (Homer Simpson) drinks.
2.The ugly girl that hangs out with the good looking girl.
3. Also used for the gun butting move in the XBOX game Halo.

1.Homer drinks alot of Duff.
2.Man that duff is making her look better.
3. Oh shit man u got duffed.

by Jeff October 21, 2004

Vilkata

A sexy nerd who has to fight women off with a stick. A burning stick. A burning stick of passion.

Vilkata is too sexy for his shirt.

by Jeff April 6, 2005

flungacha

A person who consumes his own fecal matter.

Verb : That shit eater flungachas all day

Noun : Don't eat that shitwhat are you a flungacha

by Jeff November 9, 2003

Ball Washer

A device avaliable for use on most private and public golf courses. You insert your dirty balls into the device, turn the handle a few times and they come out squeaky-clean!!1

Oh shit! my new NOODLE ball fell into the mud...better run it through the ball washer.

by JEff April 12, 2005

Big Skinny

1)A very skinny girl who tries to have a big friend to heavier people but fails because she is just too skinny.

2)Someone that is so skinny that they appear big due to their stretched out vertical nature.

"Look at that girl who is trying to be nice to that fat boy. She is a big skinny"

or

Wow i thought she was like 150lb, but i guess shes just a big skinny.

by jeff January 20, 2004

ploote

Subsitute in for any offensive word.
Origionated in Il.

Lame-style: You are an asshole.
Ploote-style: You are a ploote.

by Jeff August 31, 2004