jeff's definitions

Keira Knightley

The hottest actress in the Known World

I'd love to lock that keira knightley's english muffin!

by Jeff May 15, 2004

acid

slang for LSD, a hallucinogenic substance synthesized from Ergot, a fungus which grows on rye. There are no known adverse physical effects, however, it may cause psychological problems and/or flashbacks. It is commonly distributed in liquid form, geltabs, sugarcubes and blotter-paper.

We're going to trip tonight, my friend but a 10-strip of acid.

by Jeff July 13, 2003

hambone

Term given to male college students who are jocks, gym-rats, beer-drinkers or business majors. They generally attend frat parties and always wear a collared shirt tuck neatly into thier pants. Hambones will engage in debates with other hambones that consist of "which are the best Dave Matthews Band lyrics" or the cheapest place to buy a "30-rack of Pabst Blue Ribbon." You can spot hambones driving Jeep wranglers and at the gym discussing with their hambone buddies about the girl they hooked up with the night before.

Dude, lets go the frat party, they'll be other hambones there and they have a beer pong table.

by Jeff May 13, 2005

boontang

A homosexual man’s derogatory term for the brown love hole (aka: anus; rectum; wormhole). Boontang is a modification from the Latin word “Poontang” and is influenced by the recent “Politically Correct” movement.

Patrick: “Wow, look at that meat popsicle!”
Gerald: “I’ll tell you what; I would tongue his boontang for $2.”

by Jeff April 5, 2005

coal train

a black person

Bill Cosby

by jeff September 5, 2003

chillaxin

chillin and relaxing simultaneously

Me and my crew were just chillaxin at my house while sippin on some brewskis.

by jeff July 14, 2003

deception

It's when you're doing a chick from behind and before you break off, you spit on her back (thereby 'deceiving' her into you thinking you are done) and then when she turns over, you blast her in the face.

"Hey Mom, I was banging this hot chick who was so uptight, I couldn't get off. In fact, the only way I could finish off was through 'deception.'"

by Jeff May 26, 2004