jeff's definitions

shit pusher

sum1 usually a faggit who rappes someone via pie hole.

jeff da maori is a shit pusher

by jeff December 9, 2004

pen16

the REAl 1337 speling of penis... or else a penis that is high tech

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pff, my pen16 is a penis AND a can opener!

by Jeff May 25, 2004

the heater

A hot fart with lots of stench

I just let out a heater

by Jeff December 30, 2004

really cool

Something that is most definitely not "really cool".

"I'm doing something really cool."
"Oh yeah, whats that?"
"I'm adding the word 'headphone-malfunction' to urban dictionary."
"That's really cool."

by Jeff June 12, 2006

indelible

Using the adjective 'indelible' with a bad connotation. When you say something is indelible, you are saying that it is indelibly retarded. As in, the subject's stupidity leaves a lasting mark on you. It can also be used as a noun to describe someone who is indelible.

You left your car running in the parking lot for two hours unattended! You are indelible.

Stop being such an indelible.

by Jeff January 30, 2003

dry dock

v.the act of deficating in a toilet, releasing the turd at the point of flushing when there is no water in the bowl, so as to cause the turd to stick on the porcelean in a mannar which makes it difficult to remove.

joe drydocked daves can, frustrating dave who had to scrape the turd off later using johns shoe.

by jeff February 24, 2003

Gayhawk

A slang term to refer to the Kansas Jayhawks coined by Missouri Tiger fans who appreciate the intense rivalry.

I'd rather not be a sports fan than to have to root for the Gayhawks.

by Jeff October 27, 2004