jeff's definitions

kilby

1. Verb - To present the facade of an exciting evening out with friends strictly to leave one's house.

2. Verb - To create a deceptively convenient situation in order to attain a ride somewhere, subsequently needing to be driven home. Often with little or no warning, and always involving bait.

3. Noun - One who engages in the aformentioned schemes.

1. "Dude where the fuck is everybody?! You fucking kilbied me!"

2. "The young man realized he had no wheels so he kilbied a friend into taking him, seducing him with beer."

3. "Fuckin' kilby."

by Jeff February 3, 2004

the Vern

Refering to the 2nd main campus at GWU.

"-Dude I got fucked this year for housing, i'm in the shenley
-Thats nothing, they booted my ass to the vern."

by Jeff May 13, 2005

fucamonk

a word u say when ur mad

(I fell off my bike)..... fucamonk

by Jeff November 7, 2003

stinkypussy

Something that stinks of rotting human carcasas, cheetos, and toejam all rolled up and crammed between two pieces of roast beef.

That two dollar hoe had a stinkypussy.

by Jeff January 27, 2005

Marzipan

She's got a pink baseball shaped head, and a blond pigtail. She has a purple dress on and no arms.

She likes prank calls from StrongBad. She doesn't want HomeStar to any more strudle.

by Jeff November 4, 2003

woober

A word that should be used for population control. If someone makes cute names for their boyfriend they should be given herpes, via e-mail.

1. Oh god, she said it... 'woober' I think I'm going to vomit up my partially digested food.
2. "my boyfriend is suuuch a 'woober'" *giggle giggle snort* "that's fucking it, here you go:" gherpes.exe

by Jeff October 26, 2004

ubuu

a donkey rapist

dude you're such an ubuu

by Jeff February 10, 2003