Muckling is a random make out session with a stranger at a bar. Can be used as other parts of speech such as to muckle, muckled with so and so...
by Jeremy September 08, 2004
1: An annoyance caused by stupid construction workers (mexicans) deciding that they need to "fix" a road, so they send you on a completely different road that takes a lot longer to get to where you're going.
2: A great alternative path that takes a long time to get to the destination that you should be going to...such as your house, but instead of continuing to drive, you stop at a destination suitable for the situation. Ususally involving the act of camping and most definitely involves rollercoaster.
2: A great alternative path that takes a long time to get to the destination that you should be going to...such as your house, but instead of continuing to drive, you stop at a destination suitable for the situation. Ususally involving the act of camping and most definitely involves rollercoaster.
1:
Me: Mom, I'm home late cuz i had to take a detour, stupid mexicans are tearing up highway 321.
Mom: Stupid mexicans *shakes head in disappointment*.
2:
Me: I told mom earin and i were still at movie gallery when in fact, we were taking a detour up by the intersection near my house.
You: Weren't you there for like, an hour?
Me: Yeah, napkins saved my life....and my Led Zeppelin shirt. That interstection is most definitely corrupted.
You: ....how many "Allowed Characters" do you have?
Me: Mom, I'm home late cuz i had to take a detour, stupid mexicans are tearing up highway 321.
Mom: Stupid mexicans *shakes head in disappointment*.
2:
Me: I told mom earin and i were still at movie gallery when in fact, we were taking a detour up by the intersection near my house.
You: Weren't you there for like, an hour?
Me: Yeah, napkins saved my life....and my Led Zeppelin shirt. That interstection is most definitely corrupted.
You: ....how many "Allowed Characters" do you have?
by Jeremy October 02, 2004
by jeremy September 02, 2003
What are you talking about? I've never even heard of a black gangster. Gang member, yeah, but not a gansgter. Gangster's, the real ones, are hardcore Italian.
wannabe: "Yo, sup, man, why you gettin all in my crib and face, dawg?!"
gangster: "I prefer that you speak english if you do not want me and my boys to see that you are "six feet under" very soon."
wannabe: "Whatchyo talking about, foo! That be some tight sheet!"
gangster: "very well. you have made your choice. I shall see that you get a proper funeral with the fish, so that you do not disturb me any longer."
(shoots him with a machine gun)
gangster: "I prefer that you speak english if you do not want me and my boys to see that you are "six feet under" very soon."
wannabe: "Whatchyo talking about, foo! That be some tight sheet!"
gangster: "very well. you have made your choice. I shall see that you get a proper funeral with the fish, so that you do not disturb me any longer."
(shoots him with a machine gun)
by Jeremy March 07, 2005
by jeremy August 28, 2003
by Jeremy January 05, 2004