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(Verb) - To download a dummy file using the kazaa P2P software program. File can be sometimes blank, 20 second loops of just the chorus, the first 20 seconds of the song then blank, or just blatently be the wrong file.
I was trying to download the new cum fiesta, but I was kazaached and got some beastility with a she-male.
Damn Kazaach! This is Edward Scissor Hands not Edward Penis-Hands like I requested!
Damn Kazaach! This is Edward Scissor Hands not Edward Penis-Hands like I requested!
by JB November 19, 2003
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n. Name for an illegal wrestling move (usu. performed by females) in which one who has no means of escaping the hold of another wrestler, so instead places their hand on opponents testicles and crushes them.
"She challenged me to a wrestling match and I almost had her pinned till she pulled the old 5-on-2..."
by JB November 13, 2003
Get the 5-on-2 mug.1. A shortened, ungrammatical version of: "I am so violently pissed that I am going to kill you!"
2. A death threat*.
*Person issuing threat is often too angry or furious to use proper grammar. Usually followed by violent act.
2. A death threat*.
*Person issuing threat is often too angry or furious to use proper grammar. Usually followed by violent act.
by JB November 12, 2003
Get the EAT DIE! mug.A man who likes to take it in the ass, take it in the mouth, or take it anywhere a homosexual would go.
by JB November 11, 2003
Get the Cock Pilot mug.A wonderful alter-ego of Fight Club's narrator. Often misinterpereted by punks who have only seen the movie and didn't read the Palahniuk book.
by JB November 3, 2003
Get the Durden, Tyler mug.1. The meaning of life
2. The idiotic thing JT said at the end of the MTV Movie Awards Matrix Parody.
2. The idiotic thing JT said at the end of the MTV Movie Awards Matrix Parody.
by JB November 2, 2003
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