jay's definitions

rooked

to be beat-up or just beaten at something very badly.

"Oh shiet dawg!lemme see yer bruise meng?You done got rooked son!"

by jay January 14, 2004

person

any animal who has 46 chromosomes, and is built on our human genome.

"Screwing anyone who isn't human is beastiality."

by Jay September 5, 2003

cottagecheese water

a females body oder during her menstration cycle

dam...you smell that hoe...she must be on the rag

by Jay November 27, 2003

snor

An acronym standing for salty nigger on rye. Used to describe someone who is of the dumbass nature.

Gerrard is such a snor

by Jay February 4, 2005

Lobster Session

when your boy picks you up a sack and then pinches some out of it before giving it to you.

Damn, my boy Jose hooked me up with a beat-up-ass sack! I bet he had a lobster session on that shit.

by Jay August 6, 2004

tipsy

One of the new teletubbies with a awesome body and a bottle of hennessy and a bag of weed and some blunts

dinky-winky-TIPSY-ca-ca-HOE

by Jay September 14, 2004

harfniffer

One who engages in the practice of biting at his/her fart bubbbles in a bathtub or pool.

Dude! That's gross, you harfniffer!

by Jay August 11, 2004