lois griffin

The ultimate cartoon MILF. I'm sorry, but she beats Marge.

I rubbed one out to Lois Griffin.

by Jason Spencer April 04, 2004

Beerios

Cheerios and beer. Truly the breakfast of champions.

"Beerios beats Wheaties any day."

by Jason Spencer April 04, 2004

mud eye

The asshole.

Want to see my mud eye wink?

by Jason Spencer April 28, 2003

Gynoceros

I huge, monstrous, beastly woman. Typically seen in moo-moos and Walmart.

Alas, the gynoceros is not yet endangered.

by Jason Spencer January 14, 2008

fuca

See "Gunt." Acronym for "Fat Upper Cunt Area." The little fat area above the vagina but below the stomach.

I kicked her right in the fuca.

by Jason Spencer May 20, 2003

neck bread

See "smegma." Debris that collects around the head of the penis.

Wash your dick, or else you'll get neck bread.

by Jason Spencer April 28, 2003

piper wiper

The act of fucking a girl in the ass, and as soon as the man cums, he pinches her neck very hard. This causes the woman's asshole to clench up, and when the man pulls his penis out, it is perfectly clean.

A piper wiper gets my dick nice and clean.

by Jason Spencer April 21, 2003