jason spencer's definitions

Celebritard

A person whose only claim to fame is being a complete and total asshole.

Paris Hilton is a perfect example of a celebritard.

by Jason Spencer January 22, 2007

flavor saver

When a man with a goatee or beard eats a woman's pussy and does not wipe his face clean when he's done. He keeps it wet and dirty for future enjoyment.

After I ate her pussy, I wanted a flavor saver.

by Jason Spencer April 21, 2003

Beeriod

See "hangover". Feeling like shit after a long night of drinking.

A bloody mary should cure my beeriod.

by Jason Spencer December 20, 2003

fuca

See "Gunt." Acronym for "Fat Upper Cunt Area." The little fat area above the vagina but below the stomach.

I kicked her right in the fuca.

by Jason Spencer May 19, 2003

scrunt

Combination of three words - skanky crusty cunt; used to describe a woman of ill repute.

That girl is such a scrunt!

by Jason Spencer April 21, 2003

dead heat in a zeppelin race

What the chest of a girl with huge tits looks like.

Tina's chest looks like a dead heat in a zeppelin race.

by Jason Spencer April 3, 2004

dogfight

A contest between men where the objective is to find the ugliest, nastiest girl possible and invite her out. Whichever man brings the ugliest girl wins the dogfight.

John won the dogfight because his girl was completely gross.

by Jason Spencer April 21, 2003