jamie's definitions

jay-z

Cockney Rhyming Slang; A cup of tea

"Could you make us a Jay-Z"

by Jamie October 7, 2004

disasterous

Jodi's boobs are size D40, D stands for Disasterous

In the case of Jodi's boobs, D stands for Disasterous

by Jamie February 14, 2004

Scaff

err u missed 1 guys, craig mccormack is the biggest scff eva, he even has a lovely fake ralph lauren jumper

it dont look that fake does it guys no 1 will notice

by jamie April 30, 2003

keithau

when a man places his toung on another mans scrotum and moves down towards his anus where the other man proceeds to break wind.

Whoa I got a Keith Au from robert last night.

by Jamie January 13, 2003

Woofer

An unnatractive female.

Don't fancy yours much!! What a fu***in Woofer!!

by Jamie September 12, 2002

skizzle

to scam or get away with something

We be skizzlin' this damn school.

by Jamie November 16, 2004

swamp thing

edwin torres attempted to clean out the campus pond and ended up sinking waiste deep into toxic waiste. From there emergency back up was called and eddie was stripped and hosed down for everyone, (freshman tours included) to see. He survived.

edwin is the swamp thing

by jamie October 7, 2004