15 definitions by jamie sommers

crapicide

Ending one's life by taking a life threatening dump.

Yep, it looks like crapicide to me....just look at the size of that turd in the bowl!

by jamie sommers October 18, 2005

crap overhaul

a massive rectal excretion

I gotta go take a huge crap overhaul

by jamie sommers July 22, 2004

crapometer

The metric measurement of crap

OK Steve, that story you just told me is way high on the crapometer.

by jamie sommers October 18, 2005

crapistry

a long and chronological record documenting the significant events of crap

In today's crapisty lesson, we will discuss the latrines created by the Romans.

by jamie sommers July 26, 2004

crapolantern

Crappy Halloween decoration

Hey, where did you get that Crapolantern?

by jamie sommers October 17, 2005

velocicraptor

voracious wild carnivorous turd

The velocicraptor is attacking my asshole

by jamie sommers October 17, 2005

craptus

The Roman God of Shit

You will all bow doen before CRAPTUS

by jamie sommers July 28, 2004