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ettalong

a place where roadblocks of burning tires and wrecked cars is commonplace, the average citizen brandishing an AK-47 or some type of black market antitank launcher, typically an RPG.

see somalia.
"SKINNIES WITH RPGS!"

"we're pinned down!"

"fuck, ettalong is liek somalia... watch for the skinnies with RPG's"

"we're not gonna make it out, are we?"
by James January 20, 2004
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life

whatever your brain perceives it to be. you can change it.

are you ready for a change?
life is ____
by james December 24, 2003
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Donwallygump

A redneck word for stomping a mudhole in somebody's ass. Possibly his sisters.
I just donwallygumped his ass!
by James April 27, 2003
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Femdom

His Femdom whipped him hard
by James March 10, 2003
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Scorched Earth Policy

1. the process of hooking up and promptly/perpetually ignoring the existence of the other party at every opportunity. If the Earth is properly scorched, then he/she should get the impression the he/she simply does not exist to in any capacity. There is no acknowledged contact (eye or otherwise) of any kind, with the exception of a second hookup, which should be achieved with less than five words (or 10 minutes) of ballgame expended. Should this second hookup occur, all questions and comments are to be ignored. Should still more hookups occur, repeat process for desired effect
Meet John. Meet Jane. John fucked Jane, but has chosen to implement the Scorched Earth Policy. When Jane calls John, he does not answer. When Jane passes John on the way to class, John looks in every direction but hers. When Jane sends an angry email, John does not reply. When Jane attempts to confront John in any public space, he continues his conversation/puts on his headphones as if she were not there. Thus, the Earth has been Scorched.
by James November 17, 2004
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mantas

a double ray(s)
Put two rays together to make one.
Four in the pink four in the stink
'fats manta d a chick last night'
'i'd manta that'
'i'd give her a manta'
'your mum was a good manta'
by james March 7, 2005
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wankel

Name - Dr. Felix Wankel perfected the rotary engine.
Dr. Felix Wankel perfected the rotary engine.
by James October 20, 2003
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