james's definitions

Guesty

A ridiculously enthusiastic personage. Convinced that everything's going to come up roses. Incapable of touching anything that will not, inevitably, fuck up. Completely unaware that the world will fall around his ankels once agin.

"Oh, well done, Guesty, that's worked a fucking treat, hasn't it"

"Yeah, Guesty, I'll put my money on that next ime, you chump"

by james November 15, 2003

decorate

to masturbate on, but specifically, to a place.

I decorated my room last night.

by James May 13, 2005

Reamer

An individual who derives sexual pleasure from either fisting or inserting objects into the arses of others, or himself.

Also, Reaming, to ream.

Mike selected the most brutal implement from the kitchen drawer, a spiked meat tenderiser, and proceeded to ream Andy mercilessly with it

by James February 3, 2004

stocker

Used at drag tracks mostly, Describes a car that looks "stock" (no moddifications done to the car, very plain, normal looking.) But is VERY fast.

a stock looking chevelle goes down the track and runs 195mph@9 secs

"WOW, That car is a stocker"
"Its a stocker"

by James May 13, 2005

one minute man

a guy that cums within or soon after one minute.

Tyler isn't a one minute man; he can go all night!
Ralph is a one minute man; he blew his load before I could tell we were even having sex.

by James October 4, 2003

bap boy

a man with large mamary glands, usually assosiated obiesity, has larger than average breasts.

jay is a bap boy. that guy is a bap boy.

by james May 13, 2005

Flavas

Lan owner

Flavas owns Lans

by James August 27, 2003