james's definitions

???????

verb symbol - used when someone is confused.

??????? ... huh?

by James September 21, 2003

mother in law

Bringer of Hell to Earth.

Even driving my mother-in-law to the grocery store was a painfully horrible five minutes of my life.

by James October 31, 2003

spoo

I was always under the impression that the phrase came from the "Dilbert" comics. There's one where the workers decide to make up fake acronyms and terminology to confuse the boss; everyone does it convincingly until it gets to Dilbert's turn, at which point he ruins it all by saying "my spoo has too much fleem".

"My spoo has too much fleem"

(after the meeting)

"Hey, if I could lie convincingly I'd be in marketing."

by james July 15, 2004

angelina jolie

Smart, Sexy, Talented Actress, Wild, Fun

Angelina Jolie is bisexual.

by James January 25, 2004

meningococcal muffins

muffins that are infected with meningococcal

i had a muffin and now i have meningococcal

by james August 24, 2003

Ice Creams

A relitively new shoe on the market. Created by Pharell Williams from the Neptunes (N.E.R.D) and Nigo, the creator of the Bathing Apes clothing and shoe line. They are marketed by Reebok. Only 3000 are currently in the market, ranging from around $300-$500 dollars.

Uh! I'm a nice dude, with some nice dreams
See these ice cubes, see these Ice Creams?

by James October 23, 2004

lily whites

Slang: My big fat white ass-cheeks.

You can kiss my lily whites!

by James March 6, 2004