james's definitions

New York Minute

An imaginary measurement of time that indicates an extreme quickness. Lending itself to the fast-paced lifestyle associated with New York City.

When I was in the Bronx I got mugged, shot, raped, and murdered in a New York Minute. In Detroit it would take at least 2.

by James December 8, 2003

PMW

Posh Mans Wank.
A wank with a condom on

He couldn't be arsed to clean up after him so he wore a condom

by James March 10, 2003

Hellie

A really funny person, but if you dont them then you dont take the time to get to know them. They are the person everybody secretly wants to be.

I know shes so cool, shes a Hellie!!!

by James September 20, 2004

Servant of The Night

a wet dream.

my servant of the night came and relieved me of my sexual frustration.

by James January 22, 2004

Chav

Harmless on own but when teamed with other 'ard nuts becomes into a super brick throwing, car stealing, spitting machine. Will drive anything thats hot, usually with some retarded RnB blarring out. Phrases like boi, innit, bruv, dosh u up propa good are their own language. Can be identifyed by burbry caps (always at 90 degrees) and socks tucked into trousers.

"There a chav i think i will run him down for the good of man"

by James December 17, 2003

pimp

To make better, to fix up,

Pimp my ride, job, house, clothes, phone, hair, etc

by James February 9, 2005

shitlicker

A sycophantic follower of another's feelings or leanings, irrespective of their own opinons. Probably gay. Defintely sadistic and cruel, but weak.

"Oh yes, you're defintely right there John, you're the best" (shitlicker)

by james November 15, 2003