james's definitions

cowboy sex

the man will lay on his back and the woman gets on top riding his fuck stick lke a cowboy

man i had some wild cowboy sex last night

by James June 17, 2006

mowd

When one eats or drinks at an insane rate of speed.

"Holy shit Kyle, you just mowd down that pizza."
"God damn Garett, you just mowd down that beer."
"Wow dude, you just mowd down that Chalupa."

by James May 26, 2006

Brown sex

Sex with crap on each other

He obviously into brown sex as he smelled like shit

by James April 27, 2006

Chafed Waif

Geordie (Stanley) expression for an unnappealingly thin girl. Mainly used by those who favour "something to fondle" from a larger and more robust woman.

"Ah Jimbo! No way! She's a chafed waif man!"

by James April 27, 2006

Che Guevara

A communist douche bag who hated money (literally), executed prisoners of war, and only succeeded in one battle where his opponents actually surrendered. He ran a notorious political prison and murdered many innocent people. He then traveled to the Congo where he fostered more violence. Upon his return to South America, he was murdered by the Bolivian army in much the same way he murdered political prisoners.

Young college douchebag - "Che Guevara was hero!"
Someone with half a brain - "I didn't know heroes ran political prisons and executed men who already surrendered."

by James April 19, 2006

Garn

A cumbriran slang word for 'going'.

im garn to the shop :)

by James April 18, 2006

A stebbo

A stebbo is a boy who thinks he is of ethnic origin but is really white middle class. He imitates the actions of his ganster idols from films such as 'menace 2 society' but to no avail as he is still outwardly soft as a rice pudding.

That boy is a stebbo

by james April 16, 2006