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Definitions by jamEs

A ridiculously enthusiastic personage. Convinced that everything's going to come up roses. Incapable of touching anything that will not, inevitably, fuck up. Completely unaware that the world will fall around his ankels once agin.
"Oh, well done, Guesty, that's worked a fucking treat, hasn't it"

"Yeah, Guesty, I'll put my money on that next ime, you chump"
Guesty by james November 15, 2003
A woman of ill repute, or an insult to a woman to suggest infidelity or bad sexual habits. Derrived from the words slag and maggot by SKC Melbourne, much like the word slamington
Piss off slaggot, we're trying to have a friendly gathering without you slutting it up.
Slaggot by James November 14, 2003

Bad Bloke Moke 

Derrived from bad bloke, with a rhyme that adds a little class, this term is used as an insult, but not too seriously. Often times used when a request is made and expected to be granted, then denied.
Frank - "Grab us a beer Dave"
Dave - "Fuck off"
Frank - "Oh, bad bloke moke"
Bad Bloke Moke by James November 14, 2003

Scrotum Slap 

After a long day of hot sweaty work, putting your hand down your pants and filling your palm w/sweat from your scrotum. Then with said sweat slapping somebody dear to you.
Yo man, I just got off work and I went up to Andrew and gave him a Scrotum Slap.
Scrotum Slap by James November 13, 2003
Someone who has a thick voice who is trying to sound like people who don't have a thick-sounding voice, but then again they can't help it so why bother trying?
*Listening in to my brother on the phone*...wooder, wooder, wooder
wooder by James November 12, 2003

vehwelmence 

to say something with flair and style.
that speech was done with vehwelmence!
vehwelmence by James November 12, 2003
The itching sensation felt in the rectal cavity.
. Sitting on a radiator or dildo for long periods of time, causes this itchy medical complaint. "I would purchase one of the many effective pile creams, for soothing relief. But i'm quite thrilled by the burning sensation similar to that of a hot fish finger shoved up my arse" chuckled Julien
Piles by James November 11, 2003
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